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Old 10-18-2006, 10:15 AM   #31
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Re: No more smoking for 007 !

Yechhh........
I had heard about this.

The transformation of a very bad, vice ridden, mysoginistic, good guy is on the way.

Soon, from MGM.....
"Lord of the Dance... with with Jamttthhhh Bond!!!"
"He'll frighten you and all those that don't believe in pouncy theater, He will sashay his/her way into your heart with songs like 'I don't need a gun to enjoy a good geopolitical insurrection' and 'Put Away that cigar, it's Smelly, and My Thignificant Other is Thenthitive to
Thmoke"

Vomitacious.
Atrocious.
Ian Fleming would beat the shit out of the producers. Word is that Daniel Craig is relatively repulsed.
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:18 AM   #32
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Ian Fleming would beat the shit out of the producers. Word is that Daniel Craig is relatively repulsed.
Connery must be ready to take hostages, then.
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:29 AM   #33
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Connery must be ready to take hostages, then.
Connery wouldn't have taken hostages, he would have smacked the women around a little, shot the bad guys and went and downed a nice scotch or martini.


Moore would have taken hostages and tried to have sex with more than one of them.

Lazenby would have been miffed.

Brosnan would have looked disgusted, shot them in honor of Connery, had a mojito, then had sex with Haille Berry.o
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:35 AM   #34
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Re: No more smoking for 007 !

Ahhh... I don't like daniel craig anyway, and if you take out cigars and martinys too, it's just not james bond anymore. And Heineken???? What the...
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Old 10-18-2006, 11:17 AM   #35
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Re: No more smoking for 007 !

Thats just dumb..... Bond with no cigars oe martini's?????
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Old 10-18-2006, 11:28 AM   #36
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Re: No more smoking for 007 !

if all ths is gone from the move after 40 years i might be a gonner from this movie!
bring back bambi & thumper
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:21 PM   #37
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Re: No more smoking for 007 !

This makes me wanna cry! Who's next, Tony Soprano?....start editing all the Scarface scenes with Tony Montana smoking a stogie? I wonder what that guy from Boston thinks about this?
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:28 PM   #38
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Re: No more smoking for 007 !

Wow! For a moment, I thought Richard meant no more smoking for him in '07.

I think that would have been a much bigger story.
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:37 PM   #39
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if all ths is gone from the move after 40 years i might be a gonner from this movie!
bring back bambi & thumper
AAAAAHHHHHHHH, bambi and thumper, Willard White was a very lucky man.
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:31 PM   #40
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Bah! What a load of crap!!!

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Re: No more smoking for 007 !

What happened to the good ole bond girl names like Pussy Galore, Mary Goodnight, Holly Goodhead, Octopussy, Xenia Onatopp, Plenty O'Toole, and all the others? Yet another victim of political correctness?
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What happened to the good ole bond girl names like Pussy Galore, Mary Goodnight, Holly Goodhead, Octopussy, Xenia Onatopp, Plenty O'Toole, and all the others? Yet another victim of political correctness?
You forgot Alota Fachina... or maybe that was something else...
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Old 10-18-2006, 03:08 PM   #43
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No cigars ... no martinis ... no Bond. Have a nice life 007 ...
I agree 007 is built on class. class which includes martinis shaken not stirred and damnit if he wants to include a fine work of art from cuba so be it. I am no longer a fan of 007
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Connery wouldn't have taken hostages, he would have smacked the women around a little, shot the bad guys and went and downed a nice scotch or martini.


Moore would have taken hostages and tried to have sex with more than one of them.

Lazenby would have been miffed.

Brosnan would have looked disgusted, shot them in honor of Connery, had a mojito, then had sex with Haille Berry.o
I see you left out Timothy Dalton who would go get the director a lowfat macchiato while at his new job as a production assistant.
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:19 PM   #45
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Re: No more smoking for 007 !

Huh....well thats about right. You can kill someone with a gun or C4, but by God killing someone with second hand smoke......well thats just no right.
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