One Happy Chimp!!

[mrs bi-polar]

It's Saturday night and I am at home, and I love it. I am snuggled in for the rainy night, and cozy in my pj's, pot of Italian sauce on the stove, a Maxim Churchill in my ashtray ready to be toasted, a full humi or two around here, a cosmo pitcher made, some new Cd's to run thru, and only me and the little tiny dog at home awake, and my sweetie sleeping in the back bedroom...!! I am in heaven....having as much fun as one possibly can have with their clothes on. Kids out for Sat nite fun, and they will eat anything not tied down when they get home, so just get to eat when I want and leave the kitchen behind. ahhhh Dont get to do this often with our hectic schedule of 2 high school atheletes, and select ball, better enjoy it while I can.....ahhhhh Hope you all are having a great one too with a good smoke and someone ya love or atleast lust for...

Happiness is when the kids have left home and the pets have died.

With kids in high school, you still have a few years to go.

4A

P.S. If you time it just right, the last pet goes when the last kid leaves.

[mrs bi-polar]

One grad in May 04, and one in May 06 and collegebound!!
June 06 hopefully headed to Florida...downsize to a minimum

Actually, I'm just kidding about the kids and pets. I knew I would miss the Golden Retriever, I didn't think I would miss the stupid cats.

As for downsizing, and moving to the elephant graveyard, NO FRIGGIN' WAY! I want to get a bigger house on acreage, even have a wall around it. Since I am a Latino [Costa Rican dad (deceased), Nicaraguan mom], I want a place where the whole clan can visit and stay for long periods of time, kids, grand kids, mistresses, etc. Then I can finally be don de la familia. Bow to the don! I've got an uncle in Costa Rica with a setup like that. Lucky man!

The primogenitor son can take over the business when I retire.

4A