101 ways

[magicsmoke]

101 ways to respond when someone asks you to put your cigar out...

http://tinyurl.com/y2z5vf

Jim Murray, from Schenectady, New York, entertained me with his webpage. My own favorite was: "If I can't smoke near lowlife like you, where can I smoke?"

DISCLAIMER: I have no connection to this website other than my Internet connection. Yes, I did do a search on CS for similar previous postings, but don't let that stop you if you have insider knowledge and enjoy drawing attention to such facts.

[Aladdin Sane]

I don't think there is a bad response on that list!!

Now I just need to memorize them

-Aladdin Sane

[68TriShield]

If someone asks me,i tell them only if they stick it where the sun don't shine...
great list though.

[mhillsing23]

Originally Posted by 68TriShield

If someone asks me,i tell them only if they stick it where the sun don't shine...
great list though.

That's a good answer right there!

Thanks for the link. Funny read for sure!

[Mycroft]

Those were great, thanks for the link!

[stevieray]

great list...thanks for the link

[Linder]

Hah, some of those are great!

[KASR]

Those are great! My personal favs:

(The Appeal to Simple Justice "You're the third person to ask me that. And if I said yes now, it wouldn't be fair to the others."

(The California Turn-down "I hear you. I know where you're coming from. I just can't get behind it."

(At a nice four-star French restaurant [loudly] "Hey, buddy! If you don't have any money, you should have thought of that before you ordered!"

"How ironic... I lit this to keep you away."

KASR™

[dyj48]

I'm gonna have to bring this with me as a crib sheet here in San Francisco.....