Bad experience.

[radioactiveage]

so I get my new cigar I light it with my last match. I put it down for a minute to get my drink and it goes out. I pick it up to re light it and i put the wrong end in my mouth. I then had to relight it with a citrinell candle. that was a -bad- idea.
I got up to take a piss. I sneezed while doing my buissness, and guess what fell in the toilet?

eight dollarsdown the drain.


Nothing is safe anymore!
I know, ill do like everyone else in my area, blame bush!

[edit] ohh yea post your bad experinces.

[IHT]

i, too, have put the wrong end in my mouth... not after it fell the toilet though...

i was doing something for my son, then i picked up some change, put it in my hand, so i was holding the cigar kinda backwards, then i just put it in my mouth like normal...

what was your cigar, radioactive?

[radioactiveage]

a fuente gran reserva

[CgarWyzrd]

Rule # 3, never piss with a cigar in your mouth

[okie2]

Too funny!!

[MM2(SW)S]

That was to funny, .

I learned a long time ago never piss while smoking and drinking. A cigar falling on you d**K realy is one of the worst feelings. lol

[Lost Sailor]

After you tried to re-light it with the citronella candle it probably deserved to go in the drink.


Sorry,I couldn't resist.Just one of those days,bro.Shake it off...tomorrow will be better.

[zemekone]

After you tried to re-light it with the citronella candle it probably deserved to go in the drink.

I was thinking exactly the same thing...

sorrt bro, but you have to admit if someone else posted it you would be laffing too...

[kansashat]

Drunk & stupid is no way to go through life son.

That's funny!

[DonJefe]

Originally Posted by kansashat

Drunk & stupid is no way to go through life son.

That's funny!

OMG! Now that's funny!!!

[LeafHog]

Originally Posted by kansashat

Drunk & stupid is no way to go through life son.

That's funny!

You forgot FAT!



Funny story radioactiveage!

[Bruce5]

That is pretty bad. My worst cigar story doesn't even compare.
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Just the old set the cigar down and run into the house for 10 minutes only to come back out and find rain and a soggy cigar. I have actually done this more than once.
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[IHT]

Originally Posted by Bruce5

Just the old set the cigar down and run into the house for 10 minutes only to come back out and find rain and a soggy cigar. I have actually done this more than once.
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you must be a weatherman?

[Wetterhorn]

Man, that is too funny!

[kamikaiguy]

My Worst Experience smoking a cigar has to have been Last summer.

I was sitting on my deck it was about 6pm. There was a light breeze blowing and the sun was just starting to go down for the day.

A girlfriend of mine was over the house..... I grabbed a padron anni to cap the event previously not mentioned. So I'm on my deck sitting in a chair in a bath robe I just clipped and lit my PAN '64. I remember it was an unusually good taste. The lady friend comes out in a neat little teddy. Leans against the corner of the house and smiles at me. I was like oh no!!!!! She swaggers over putting both handss on my knees slowly kneeling down......... I'll leave the rest to your immagination................ Ok bad guess guys!! just as things started to get really good. I well sort clutched the chair and the ash fell into here hair. She flintched, then sort of bit. I jumped up, dropped the cigar burned her head. she threw the cigar off of the deck. As we were brushing each other off we smelled a burning comming from the yard...... We look and a pile of dry cut grass that I was going to compost was smoldering. I grabbed the garden hose and Wet down the Grass. Looking back at the situation I would have to say wow that was funny.

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