Never Trust a 4 Year Old

[Junior]

I learned today that if a 4 year old wants into something nothing you can do will keep him out. This cooler has been in the closet for about a year and the only thing he has done is toss the beads a few times. I don’t think anything was hurt but it was a mess to find and clean up.



But how can you stay mad at this?

[tzaddi]

No harm no foul. Your efforts as a parent shall not go unrewarded.

[Badkarma]

The only thing you can do is go get some bubblegum stogies and make his own cooler-dor!!!!!!

But somehow I dont think Mom's gonna go for that.

Glad all is well anyway.

[daviddunn]

Future cigar nut.

[Boston_Dude05]

Got some nice smokes in that cooler. Hemingway and looks like some Chateaus. I think the 4 yr old wanted to help you arrange them a bit!

[Guitarman-S.T-]

Originally Posted by Junior

I learned today that if a 4 year old wants into something nothing you can do will keep him out. This cooler has been in the closet for about a year and the only thing he has done is toss the beads a few times. I don’t think anything was hurt but it was a mess to find and clean up.



But how can you stay mad at this?

keep us updated.. it would be a shame if some were damaged... if so.. save them!
when he gets older perhaps enjoys cigars just say.. if you havent had damaged these many years ago they would possible be the some of the best aged smokes you would ever have in your life! haha

[sepia5]

I say lock him in the basement for a few weeks.

[Guitarman-S.T-]

Originally Posted by sepia5

I say lock him in the basement for a few weeks.

few week's hell, maby just the snake pit for a few day's haha that'll teach him

[DParsons]

You must be a very good dad. There are not many men in the world that understand the responsibility that good parents take in there children. I know of fathers who would beat the living tar out of there children for this. Understanding parents know this and I would like to share with the future moms and dads, that children are not a nuisance. They will grow up almost perfectly mirroring there upbringing and parents. If you beat the tar out of them for something that they do not know its worth, then they might end up putting the same worth on a car, a house, a woman, or possibly themselves.
You can always go out and buy more cigars, but a child is worth more than any cigar in the world and sadly I know of parents who do not understand this reasoning (Be it cigars or anything else.) Keep raising that child right and you will see and get more enjoyment than any investment you could ever imagine.

Daniel

[wharfrathoss]

there's nothng wrong w/kids that duct tape & a closet won't cure (j/k)-he'll be glad when he's old enough to realize what an understanding dad he has-on a serious note, a lot of coolers have space for a small lock, just something to frustrate him if he tries it again-an even easier way might be ratchet straps used to strap down loads on a truck, cheap & easy, no key

[68TriShield]

You can't stay mad...poo happens...

[Badkarma]

Originally Posted by wharfrathoss

there's nothng wrong w/kids that duct tape & a closet won't cure (j/k)-he'll be glad when he's old enough to realize what an understanding dad he has-on a serious note, a lot of coolers have space for a small lock, just something to frustrate him if he tries it again-an even easier way might be ratchet straps used to strap down loads on a truck, cheap & easy, no key

If they cant open it, they'll roll it around just to hear the carnage inside.

I'm tellin ya, get him his own cooler-dor!!!!!!!!!!

[RPB67]

He is your future herfin buddy.

[audio1der]

Mental note: put lock on fridge door now... He's only 3 weeks old but will be 4 years before I know it

And to answer your question, you couldn't stay mad at that

[ttours]

I'd lock the liquor cabinet as most studies show cigars lead to harder drugs and alcohol.

TT