CI catalog descriptions

[Junior]

I was looking at the stupid CI descriptions and, this one is my new personal favorite. It is for the Cube Libre.

With this deal you are driving a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

With a description like that I will have to order a box.

[papajohn67]

Originally Posted by Junior

I was looking at the stupid CI descriptions and, this one is my new personal favorite. It is for the Cube Libre.

With this deal you are driving a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

With a description like that I will have to order a box.

Do like I do and roll up the catalog and smoke it...saves me a bundle.

[JPH]

Originally Posted by Junior

I was looking at the stupid CI descriptions and, this one is my new personal favorite. It is for the Cube Libre.

With this deal you are driving a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

With a description like that I will have to order a box.

lol, that is nice!

[Archer82]

Hey if some tabasco is thrown on there with with it i might have to as well.

Archer82

[No1der]

I like the Jose Marti Cuba Libre but that description sucks noodles.

I think a better description might read "Good cigar for the money"...

Rob

[Studebaker]

I'd be afraid a cigar like that would have too much saturated fat and carbs.

[Warren]

Last catalog they described some cigars as having a "mottled" wrapper. Having never heard anyone use that word I looked it up. Means spotted or splotchy. Not what I want in my wrapper.

[Junior]

Another good one is for the Havana Classico Pequenos

It may not look like much, or cost much for that matter, but Havana Classico is a nice little medium bodied cigar.

They are right about one thing. If that picture is the best they had they are ugly.

[mitro]

As for the Cuba Libre, I suggest you DO just roll up the catalog and smoke it instead... it will taste and burn better.

[Commander Quan]

Have you noticed how they photoshop come of the cigars so much that they don't even look real? I swear they have some cigars that looks like they don't have a wrapper or a cap on them they are just a solid mass, hotdog like looking thing.

[Gambit]

I once bought some Nestor's that they suckered me on with a grandiose desciption. They sucked and I sent them right back.

As far as the Cuba Libre, a good, cheap cigar. Much better after siting for three months. I was enjoying one tonight when I found this thread.

[bmwe28m5]

Sometimes JRCigar has corny descriptions. Also tries to make it seem like hes taking it in the shorts on every deal.

[mjr955201]

Here's one for ya, talking about the El Mejor Espresso.

"Frankly, it looks like a candy bar.... just looking at it gets me salivating, glands pumping and all."

[brigey]

Originally Posted by No1der

I like the Jose Marti Cuba Libre but that description sucks noodles.

I think a better description might read "Good cigar for the money"...

Rob

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Rob I agree with you. The cigars are a good value for the money but the description could be described better.

[bmwe28m5]

Originally Posted by mjr955201

Here's one for ya, talking about the El Mejor Espresso.

"Frankly, it looks like a candy bar.... just looking at it gets me salivating, glands pumping and all."

I like cigars, but thats a bit freaky.