Anyone want a Montecristo Platinum Calendar?

[Uniputt]

You all know the one I'm talking about.....it's the 2005 "*****" edition with with all the models painted platinum silver, in the buff.

I have no place to hang it due to it's adult nature!

(Yes, that sentence comes from none other than the person who brought you the now infamous "Big Azz T*ties" video that spurred a firestorm over it's content.....go figure)

First person who can tell me:

1)My favorite beer;

and, in light of all the recent bombings going on around here:

2)How many times the Padron headquarters (in Miami) had a bombing (either attempted or successful) will win it....

(That is, If anyone actually wants it.......I have no idea if they're still available).

[radar]

Originally Posted by Uniputt

I have no place to hang it due to it's adult nature!

Round filed mine. 5 year old.

[(909)]

My wife looked at it and told me that she'd take care of it for me

[radar]

Honestly, I wanted a calendar. This thing was 97% painted lady and 3% calendar. I was hoping to be able to at least write on it. I could barely read the calendar end of it (maybe because my eyes kept trying to shift upwards). I would have preferred pics of their sticks and a calendar I could use.

[Uniputt]

Originally Posted by radar

Honestly, I wanted a calendar. This thing was 97% painted lady and 3% calendar. I was hoping to be able to at least write on it. I could barely read the calendar end of it (maybe because my eyes kept trying to shift upwards). I would have preferred pics of their sticks and a calendar I could use.

Yeah, I actually wanted one, too.

But I figure some young, single, college-type would love to hang this up in his "drinkin'/smokin' room".

(or maybe a cigar-smokin/lady-lovin woman......<Seinfeld voice on> Not that there's anything wrong with that.....<Seinfeld voice off>

[Steeltown]

Yea, someone will get good use out of it. I can't help out though - not in the office, and not at home, that's for sure.

[MrsCigarLover]

I got one in Vegas at the Big Smoke and hung it up in our bathroom... that way hubby can look at it, raise his interest, and I can take advantage of him!

I've seen them up for bid on CigarBid.

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