SmokeyJoe's 3rd Bunch of Nanners Movie Quote Contest

[SmokeyJoe]

In celebration of my 500th post and anticipated new set of 'nanners, I wanted to give back to this forum that I have come to enjoy and appreciate so much. So, I decided that as a movie lover, I would collect some quotes from some of my favorite movies and let the gorillas here have at it.
The rules:
1) For each of the 15 quotes, you must name the character and movie the quote comes from. (Hey... it is conceivable you may know of a movie that has a similar or even identical quote. Sorry man, but it has to be the movie I had in mind...)
2) Submit as many times as you like, but the first post with all 15 correct as decided by SmokeyJoe (that's me!) will be the winner.
3) I apologize, but for shipping considerations of the winners goodies, I will have to limit participants to the USA and Canada.
4) Winner will receive no less than 10 beautiful cigars from my personal collection of favorites.
5) If no winner is found in a reasonable period of time, hints may be posted here, or I may select the entry with the most correct answers, thereby ending the contest, at my discretion.
Still want to play? Here you go!

Movie Quotes ‘Nanners Contest

1. You mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

2. Meat-losse, meat-loaf, double beat-loaf...I HATE meatloaf.

3. C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter."

4. "Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back."

5. You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

6. My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month.

7. Man who catch fly with chopsticks accomplish anything.

8. Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you.

9. "I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!"

10. Who are you really, and what were you before? What did you do, and what did you think, huh?

11. Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.

12. "This is just a delay -- all major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked."

13. Bad dates.

14. You're everyone's problem. That's because everytime you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.

15. "I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tail pipe!"

[Kngof9ex]

1 Princess bride --westley
2 christmas story - Mr. Parker

3 seven - david mills

4 ghostbusters- peter venkman

5 groundhog day - phil


6 the hunt for red october - captain mancuso

7 karate kid - mr miagi

8 leathal weapon - Roger Murtaugh

9 star trek 2 the warth ogf kahn - kahn

10 casa blanca - rick

11 caddie shack - Al Czervik

12 jurassic park - hammond

13 raiders of the lost ark - sallah

14 topgun - iceman

15 beverly hills cop - axel foley

i got the name of the man ibn black first

[SmokeyJoe]

Strong entry! I would only question two of them... I will pull out the movies to be CERTAIN.

[Bleedingshrimp]

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

In celebration of my 500th post and anticipated new set of 'nanners, I wanted to give back to this forum that I have come to enjoy and appreciate so much. So, I decided that as a movie lover, I would collect some quotes from some of my favorite movies and let the gorillas here have at it.
The rules:
1) For each of the 15 quotes, you must name the character and movie the quote comes from. (Hey... it is conceivable you may know of a movie that has a similar or even identical quote. Sorry man, but it has to be the movie I had in mind...)
2) Submit as many times as you like, but the first post with all 15 correct as decided by SmokeyJoe (that's me!) will be the winner.
3) I apologize, but for shipping considerations of the winners goodies, I will have to limit participants to the USA and Canada.
4) Winner will receive no less than 10 beautiful cigars from my personal collection of favorites.
5) If no winner is found in a reasonable period of time, hints may be posted here, or I may select the entry with the most correct answers, thereby ending the contest, at my discretion.
Still want to play? Here you go!

Movie Quotes ‘Nanners Contest

1. You mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

2. Meat-losse, meat-loaf, double beat-loaf...I HATE meatloaf.

3. C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter."

4. "Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back."

5. You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

6. My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month.

7. Man who catch fly with chopsticks accomplish anything.

8. Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you.

9. "I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!"

10. Who are you really, and what were you before? What did you do, and what did you think, huh?

11. Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.

12. "This is just a delay -- all major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked."

13. Bad dates.

14. You're everyone's problem. That's because everytime you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.

15. "I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tail pipe!"

1. The Princess Bride by the man in black
2. A Christmas Story by Randy
3. Seven by David Mills
4. Ghostbusters Bill Murray as Peter
5. Groundhogs Day Bill Murrays character Phil I believe
6. Scott Glenn as Commander Bart Mancuso in "The Hunt for Red
October"
7. Miyagi San in Karate Kid
8. Roger in Lethal Weapon
9. Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan...by Khan
10. Casablanca by Rick
11. Al from Caddyshack (Rodney?)
12. Dr. Hammond Jurassic Park
13. sallah Indiana Jones Raiders Of Lost Ark
14. Iceman in Top Gun
15. Axel in Beverly Hills Cop

Thanks for the Contest!!!

[hova45]

1. The Princess Bride by the man in black
2. A Christmas Story by Randy
3. Seven by David Mills
4. Ghostbusters Bill Murray as Peter
5. Groundhogs Day Bill Murrays character Phil
6. Scott Glenn aka Commander Bart Mancuso in "The Hunt for Red October"
7. Mr. Miyagi San in Karate Kid
8. Roger in Lethal Weapon
9. Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan by Khan
10. Casablanca by Rick
11. Al from Caddyshack
12. Dr. Hammond Jurassic Park
13. sallah in Indiana Jones Raiders Of Lost Ark
14. Iceman in Top Gun
15. Axel in Beverly Hills Cop

[SmokeyJoe]

AND THAT CONCLUDES THE CONTEST! Thanks, guys for obliterating my big tough contest in about 30 minutes...

The winner is: Bleedingshrimp

I would accept either westley or man in black for the first one. But it was the little brother Randy in "A Christmas Story". But all three of you guys were great. So... I have decided I will send consolation packs to both of you other guys who got them in. I will send them out on Monday! Thanks for playing...

[Kngof9ex]

i might be out cause of my last edit time. i added a line by accident instead of replying but i still am the only one the the man in blacks real name so maybe i have a shot thanks for the contest, either way it was fun

Dan

[Kngof9ex]

great contest.. i didnt think i would get any, im usually not too good with movie quotes

dan

[hova45]

great format for a contest

[jaycarla]

Bing bang boom! Winner. Nice work and a cool contest.

[Marlboro Cigars]

Congrats to the winner and thanks for a great contest.

[newcigarz]

Did someone see a contest go by here? Wow you guys are fast. Must be all those movies you watch while smoking! Congrats to the winner(s)
Thanks for the contest SmokeyJoe!

[SmokeyJoe]

Here you go, boys...

Shrimp - DC# 0306 0320 0003 1990 5791

Kng - DC# 0306 0320 0003 1990 5784

hova - DC# 0306 0320 0003 1990 5777

Thanks for playing... even if you did make short work of it. I think you guys finished the contest in a shorter amount of time than it took me to assemble the quotes!

Hope you enjoy the smokes. Just some of the stuff I enjoy.

Guess I will have to come up with something harder for my next set of 'nanners...

[SmokeyJoe]

OH... and please let me know when they arrive and their condition. Want to make sure they arrive intact and in good shape... thanks.

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

Here you go, boys...

Shrimp - DC# 0306 0320 0003 1990 5791

Kng - DC# 0306 0320 0003 1990 5784

hova - DC# 0306 0320 0003 1990 5777

Thanks for playing... even if you did make short work of it. I think you guys finished the contest in a shorter amount of time than it took me to assemble the quotes!

Hope you enjoy the smokes. Just some of the stuff I enjoy.

Guess I will have to come up with something harder for my next set of 'nanners...

[Teninx]

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

AND THAT CONCLUDES THE CONTEST! Thanks, guys for obliterating my big tough contest in about 30 minutes... The winner is: Bleedingshrimp

I would accept either westley or man in black for the first one. But it was the little brother Randy in "A Christmas Story". But all three of you guys were great. So... I have decided I will send consolation packs to both of you other guys who got them in. I will send them out on Monday! Thanks for playing...

I know, huh? You put up a contest thinking "HAH, no one will EVER get this in a MILLION YEARS!!!" Next thing ya know, you're heading to the Post Office with a Priority Mail package shaking your head!