The Mrs. Olsen Poll: Spicy Meatball or Madison Ave Pawn?

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by fireman43

Come on Mr. Moo!! ...We want to see some skin!

I'm sure there was plenty of skin to see on her baked chicken. Mrs. Olsen was WAY before skinless chicken.

As to ResIpsa's crank comments, this is the worst case of the pot calling the kettle black. Shall we do a review of a few of his recent AVATARS, let alone a handful of his POSTS I have in mind? Hmmmm?

Vote "YES" for Mrs. Olsen.

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by opusxox

She did have some very nice meatballs. I gotta admit the thought did cross my mind once or twice. On a side note June Cleaver wasn't too shabby either. I think she was the first Stepford wife.

One honest man. I would bump your RG if this wasn't such a lame example of a thread. Alp' was bashing Mrs. Olsen in the Coffee forum and I decided it was high time to defend her fake-swedish heritage honor.

The fact is, I discovered I'd already posted the original cigar cigar idea I've been searching for so I'm relaxing now and letting things slide - once again slumming in the "Everything" and "Coffee" forums.

I went to Casa Fuente in Vegas least week and handed out a few fancy cigars. Now I realize that Mrs. Olsen is more attractive than even the most overpriced camaroon wrappers on the face of the earth. I gotta get my priorities in order.

Vote "YES" for Mrs. Olsen.

[Alpedhuez55]

Something tells me Mr. Moo's favorite movie growing up was Harold and Maude

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by Alpedhuez55

Something tells me Mr. Moo's favorite movie growing up was Harold and Maude

What EV-VER. The jury of public opinion is rolling in:

For Mrs. Olsen and her luxurious, broad smile and large, glowing wide-set eyes: 21

Against Mrs. Olsen because she made a few Folgers commercials to make ends meet: 8

Vote "YES" for Mrs. Olsen.

[Alpedhuez55]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

For Mrs. Olsen and her luxurious, broad smile and large, glowing wide-set eyes: 21

Against Mrs. Olsen because she made a few Folgers commercials to make ends meet: 8

Still don't think the "I have no idea who Mrs. Olsen was but she may have been a hottie - I can see it, sure.. " crowd belongs in the wide eyed set.

I think you should have added a choice for "Mrs. Olsen is a man baby, Yeah!!!" I think that would have been the runaway winner!!!

But I was able to find an old picture of her for you:

[tzaddi]

I am not trying to steal Mrs. Olsen's thunder and frankly I don't think it possible. While gazing upon her domesticated beauty my fantasies drift to Donna, Margaret & June, beauties all. Although Mrs. Olsen only visited me for minutes at a time her stature was not dimished when compared to these other glamorous goddesses of the kitchen.



Truly Mrs. Olsen belongs in the pantheon amongst her contemporaries.

[ResIpsa]

where's Barbara Eden.....i'd suck espresso out of her navel.....

[Mister Moo]

This potentially important thread is being dragged off-topic by the only man-picture of Mrs. Olsen and a buncha unrelated non-coffee TV women. C'mon people. Lets get back on track.

Vote "YES" for Mrs. Olsen.

(Post other TV mom pix here if you want but you have to vote "YES" for Mrs. Olsen first. Thx.)

[EvanS]

DATE: 10/09/07
TIME: 18:30 Pacific

The order of righteousness and clear thinking (and vision) are winning by a score of 8 to 5

!!! Shill / Shill / Shill / Shill !!!

[tzaddi]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

Ward Cleaver, and my role model Eddie Haskell, saw something in June Cleaver that I never did. But Eddie always saw possibilities that we never imagined.

Vis a vis Mrs. Olsen, I'm not sure what the problem is with a few of you twisted bunch of anti-Olsenites. Just look at the picture in post #1, take a moment and vote your conscience. Mrs. Olsen had super-model features before there were super models and big budgets for plastic surgery - she was just a generation too early and in the wrong warcquone. I admit it takes a little imagination but she left June Cleaver in her dust. Revise her warcquone and hairstyle in your mind - add some red lip gloss and a little eye makeup; reconsider what's on the platter she's holding.

I'm sure you'll vote "YES" for Mrs. Olsen.

"Off-Topic", indeed! Following your comparison to "super-models" I merely sought to place Mrs. Olsen's beauty, celebrity and caring domestic nature within the context of her contemporaries. Surely you do not deny her place amongst the panteon of these other fair goddesses. Perhaps you are suggesting that her stature goes far above and beyond these weekly visitors to my childhood home.

Sincerely,

Richard

PS Although beautiful I do not agree with Barbara Edens place in this serious discussion. She did not know her way around the kitchen and lived in a bottle. But I really loved her in The 7 Faces of Dr. Lao.

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by EvanS

DATE: 10/09/07
TIME: 18:30 Pacific

The order of righteousness and clear thinking (and vision) are winning by a score of 8 to 5

!!! Shill / Shill / Shill / Shill !!!

Check your math, packetmaster. It is 25 to 8 for Mrs. Olsen. I rest my case.

Mrs. Olsen is a hot spicy meatball.

[galaga]

There are lies, damn lies and then there are statistics. You are in marketing, aren't you?

[EvanS]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

Check your math, packetmaster. It is 25 to 8 for Mrs. Olsen. I rest my case.

Mrs. Olsen is a hot spicy meatball.

I see it's now 9 to 5 against Mrs Olsen. Only the top 2 categories count as definitive. If I say "I don't KNOW whether or not you are Coffee Ninja" does not absolutely mena that you are. Well, maybe that's a bad example....
But trust me, CRC's have been applied, all protocols are in sync and there are no bit or parity errors here. My math is righteous!!

Originally Posted by galaga

There are lies, damn lies and then there are statistics. You are in marketing, aren't you?

Finally - my muscle, galaga, here to restore order to the forum

[Mister Moo]

25 to 9 for Mrs. Olsen.

The results are in and they are definitive. Nattering nabobs of negativism notwithstanding, Mrs. Olsen passes the spicy meatball test of time.

[Alpedhuez55]

Originally Posted by EvanS

I see it's now 9 to 5 against Mrs Olsen. Only the top 2 categories count as definitive. If I say "I don't KNOW whether or not you are Coffee Ninja" does not absolutely mena that you are. Well, maybe that's a bad example....
But trust me, CRC's have been applied, all protocols are in sync and there are no bit or parity errors here. My math is righteous!!

Well, there are Beer Goggles that help make that not so perfect woman look like a 10...and now Mr. Moo has demonstrated that there are such things as Coffee Goggles, where you get so hopped up on Caffine that will have the urge to rub one out to an old woman with a fake Swedish Accent.