What have I missed???

[Ms. Floydp]

Ok, I've been working an awful lot these past 2 weeks and haven't had time to even turn on my computer. I work 12 hour days and it takes me almost an hour travel time one way so needless to say I haven't been around (not even talking about the horrible cold I've had).

I came on last night long enough to see Jim (Horrorview) profess his love for my darling husband and then I see Tom (icehog3) come and declare that he thought Frank was his!! There are rumors of my demise and something about Frank french kissing a corpse. What the heck is going on around here? I can't leave you guys alone for a second!!

But now I'm here and only for the weekend... come Monday the viscious cycle of work starts all over again. Guess I'd better get me some bombs ready for Monday mornings mail.... already got Frank getting ready to give up some cigars so look out guys!!

Could someone please give me a rundown of all that's been going on for the past couple of weeks so I don't have to spend the entire weekend reading all the threads? I want all the trashy dirt!!!!

[Ninja Vanish]

Well, I'm probably not the one to give you the full rundown with all the "trashy dirt"...I leave that to someone more experienced than I at such tasks. But I will say it's nice to see you back! We were wondering if we needed to get the FBI out to your house to start looking for you!

[floydp]

Me I hope!

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by floydp

Me I hope!

Et tu, Frank, et tu?

Anita, glad to see you back...but Frank is mine.

[Ms. Floydp]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Et tu, Frank, et tu?

Anita, glad to see you back...but Frank is mine.

Hands off stick boy!!! The man is MINE!!

[SIZE=3]of course I missed you the most honey!![/SIZE]

[Mr. White]

Some of us were speculating about what Frank had done with your body. Others were speculating on where you had ran off to with the stogie collection and the money. hehe.

Someone's wearing Women's underwear, and they're not a woman. A new guy (Read: U.S. Customs Agent) to the forums is selling his ISOM collection. ha-ha. He's not the one who is not a woman.. Ok, well maybe he isn't a woman, I don't know.

Tampasweethearts is having a run on Anejos like no tomorrow. and it's causing some PMS over at the B&M.

We found out Mo is not the only one with a crapload of cigars. We found out Mo is really Fidel Castro, and he's been living here since 1959. The Cuban President is really Bart Simpson, and Bart Simpson is really Carmen Electra --Hubba Hubba.

Da Klugs punched his local Tobacconist and got a box of really spiffy cigars for a great deal. Including two Opus X's that look bigger than some of my Tu..... Nevermind.

Laura is pregnant with JR's kid, only JR doesn't know it because she stole his DNA and crossed it with a Sheep's.

I think that about covers it. Oh yeah, Horrorview was spotted on 5th avenue late one night, he was wearing a blonde wig, high heals, and was singing "Dude looks like a lady" at the top of his lungs.

Oh, and Blake has had some Drama and has sworn off Stogies for 2 years. (has something to do with the cult/monastary he's involved in????)

Uniputt pronounced his Boredom to the world. For that matter, So did I, but nobody heard it because there was no one in the forest when the tree fell in my dream. You figure it out.

How's that? hehe

[Nely]

also...Don Jefe and Klugs when on a date that ended with a candle lit threesome (don't remember the other guys name), altbier has been post-whoring like crazy ever since that wolf spider bit him in his neck, I think the poison has affected his nervous system, specially the frontal lobe of his brain that is supposed to be responsible for his cognitive thoughts. Einstein has become a full grown bengal tiger. We also found out from Christopher Columbus that the sick period does not exist. You have missed a bunch of box splits and passes and a bunch of other stuff that I can't remember.

[Jeff]

If I'm not mistaken, I think there might have been a cigar or two smoked since the last time you were on...

Glad to see you back Anita.

[Ms. Floydp]

Wow. looks like I've missed alot!!!! Thanks alot for helping me catch up.. looks like alot of the guys around here likes to be with guys and the rest of the guys like to think that they are women in guy's bodies or something like that..

Originally Posted by Jeff

If I'm not mistaken, I think there might have been a cigar or two smoked since the last time you were on...

I haven't smoked a whole lot due to being pretty sick the past couple of weeks but I have managed to get in a few cigars since the herf. I've had a 5 Vega and a couple of Torano's and just got done with a good Juan Lopez. I'm getting my taste buds back finally.

Missed all you guys, sure does feel good to know that I was missed. Thanks for the updates...LOL

By the way, I didn't run off with the stogies or the money (there isn't any of that cause of all the stogies) but I do owe my dear husband some cubans for taking care of everything here at home for me.

[catfishm2]

Welcome back to "The First Lady" of cigars.

[Nely]

Originally Posted by Ms. Floydp

I do owe my dear husband some cubans for taking care of everything here at home for me.

Sounds like Frank wore the apron again

[zemekone]

Welcome Home Anita....

[galaga]

[SIZE=7]WHATABUNCHAMAGILLAS[/SIZE]

WELCOMEBACK

[Scott M]

Wow..I've BEEN HERE and didn't know some of that, although I'm a little perplexed by the preoccupation with wearing women's lingerie. I mean, COME ON now...it's not that comfortable, guys! The chafing, clasps in wierd places...and don't get me started on stilettos.


Mo's Fidel Castro...makes sense.





Scott"thethingsaguyhastogothrough"M

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by Scott M

Wow..I've BEEN HERE and didn't know some of that, although I'm a little perplexed by the preoccupation with wearing women's lingerie. I mean, COME ON now...it's not that comfortable, guys! The chafing, clasps in wierd places...and don't get me started on stilettos.


Mo's Fidel Castro...makes sense.





Scott"thethingsaguyhastogothrough"M

I have had breakfast Scott...so feel free to post some pics!