Robert Blake's To-Do List

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[h3]Robert Blake's To-Do List[/h3]

Cancel "Needed: Wife wasted" ad placed in "Soldier of Fortune."

See if Huggy Bear knows what's going down on the street.

Keep my eye on the gavel.

Shoot wife. (Wait a minute -- that's from LAST year's list!)

Plant bullet casings at Spanky McFarland's house.

Cancel upcoming FOX Celebrity Boxing match against Paul Michael Glaser.

Find cantankerous, jury-charming cockatoo to wear on shoulder during trial.

Ride that Rosie wave and come out of the closet!

Try to decipher that voice mail in which O.J. suggests I "play with a race car."

Start working on rhyming couplets for defense team.

Have Darla and Alfalfa start a lemonade stand to raise bail money.

Kick Kato out of the guest house.

Set the TiVo to record "Survivor" for the next 25-40 years.

Apply Chapstick. Kiss Johnnie Cochran's ass. Repeat.

[rkt]

HAHAHAHA!!!!:7

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