Hypothetical Combat Discussion Thread

[Donatom3]

Originally Posted by Nabinger16

Did you see how Peter beat the ever living chit out of that chicken time after time, or when Peter drank his real Irish father under the table? I think your underestimating my boy Peter!


I would like to see Van Damme vs Seagal... Now that would be a fight!

Van Damme hands down. As long as Van Damme keeps his thumbs away from Segal he'll be fine.

[Nabinger16]

Originally Posted by Donatom3

Van Damme hands down. As long as Van Damme keeps his thumbs away from Segal he'll be fine.

I would probably have to agree with you, but if they took Van Damme's "slo-mo repeat" away he might get a little lost and confused and forget what's going on. He might even accidentally drop his thumb guard a little.

[Donatom3]

Originally Posted by Nabinger16

I would probably have to agree with you, but if they took Van Damme's "slo-mo repeat" away he might get a little lost and confused and forget what's going on. He might even accidentally drop his thumb guard a little.

True, and if guns are involved Steve might be better suited.

[The Postman]

What about Jet Li vs. Jackie Chan?

You probably would never get a winner, but it would be fun to watch.

[uncballzer]

Originally Posted by The Postman

What about Jet Li vs. Jackie Chan?

You probably would never get a winner, but it would be fun to watch.

I thought about that one, but I would definitely put my money on Jet Li

[chuckojr]

Donald Duck vs. Daffy Duck

[jsanc004]

I will say... Jet Lee would loose becuase he will get tire quicker than Jackie... Jet is a movie Karate Boy...(Pretty Boy)... Jackie always do his own stunt...

Now...
What about Rossie O'Donell VS. "El Cupacabras"... having Opra as Referee and Ellen Dejeneres as Cut man...in Rossie's corner...
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[Secret Santa]

Originally Posted by mikeyj23

I think we've graduated to:

[SIZE=4]Santa Claus vs. Emperor Palpatine[/SIZE]

Palease...he ain't even real.

[rx2010]

Originally Posted by chippewastud79

VS.


In this bout of bohemoth animated dads, I would have to give the edge to Homer. Clearly Homer has exhibited much more of an angry stretch with his life and he also has the propensity to enjoy extreme amounts of beer. Take that away from him and he may go a little psycho. It also appears that although Homer will feel pain, it isn't going to slow him down. Peter Griffin seems to me to be much more laid back and more likely to shy away from confrontation. Both have found their ways out of problems thanks to their extremely intelligent children/dog.

Bottom line: When Homer goes into a Duff filled rage Peter Griffin will have very little defense against it.

this couldn't be more wrong, I love homer, but have you seen Peter's fights with the chicken? or Lois for that matter?

Peter would wipe the floor with homer, duff or no duff

[JCK]

Originally Posted by Secret Santa

Palease...he ain't even real.

How dare you say that about Emperor Palpatine. Everyone know he's real!

[Puffin Fresh]

Chuck Norris v. Mike Ditka. AND... it takes place at soldier field.

[mikeyj23]

Originally Posted by Sauer Grapes

Chuck Norris v. Mike Ditka. AND... it takes place at soldier field.

Chuck Norris v Chuck Norris on the moon