The Club Stogie Random Advice Thread

[Ninja Vanish]

This is a thread for all of you out there to post your non-cigar advice. It can be funny advice or serious advice it's up to you. It doesn't have to have a topic or even pertain to anything in particular. I was just thinking that it would be cool to have a place to post little tidbits of advice that we have learned throughout our lives... for example, I'll start:

Always smell your milk before you drink it. There's nothing quite as disgusting as a mouthful of soured milk.

Wait at least 10 minutes after brushing your teeth before attempting to drink a glass of Orange Juice.

Don't eat yellow snow.

Better yet, just stay away from yellow snow all together.

Respect your elders, they have the knowledge and experience we all wish we had.

Respect your youngsters, they have knowledge about things that didn't even exist when you were their age.

Read as much as you can.

Know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em.


So now you see what I'm talkign about. The advice doesn't have to be serious but it can be, it doesn't have to be funny but it can be, it can be random, it can be stupid. The only thing I ask is that you keep it clean and mostly tasteful. This should be fun to watch and interesting to read if people actually keep posting.

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Never feed reindeer mexican food.

Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky fingers.

[tazziedevil]

Don't swim in shark infested waters.

Be nice to your Wife/Hubby.

[cigar no baka]

Don't pee into the wind unless you like a golden shower.

Don't ever try to smoke a cigar from the lit end, if you are drunk, make sure you're putting the end that isn't on fire into your mouth.

Just because it's in a bottle, don't assume it is drinkable (motor oil drunk while drunk?)

[MSS72]

you haven't lived until you've shot-putted blitzed on jager

When someone ask if you're a god, you say "YES".

Let the wookie win.

Always merge on the interstate going at least the speed of the traffic flow you are merging into, because it is always eaiser (and faster) to slow down, than to speed up.

[icehog3]

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."...John Vernon in "The Outlaw Josey Wales"

"Never underetimate the other guy's greed"....Robert Loggia in "Scarface"

"Better to be tried by 12 than to be carried by 6."....icehog in "Club Stogie"

[Franksmith]

This especially goes out to the married guys...

Better to be righteous than right

[steve12553]

When I first started as an apprentice 31 years ago, the technician I first worked with had this on his hard hat and I'll never forget it: Know what the Hell you're doing.

[illuminatus]

It's better to silent and let people think that you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove them right.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear intelligent, until they speak.

[kansashat]

Originally Posted by Franksmith

This especially goes out to the married guys...

Better to be righteous than right

Is this why she calls me a self righteous S.O.B.?

[pnoon]

Originally Posted by Franksmith

This especially goes out to the married guys...

Better to be righteous than right

Or . .
It's easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission.

[Jeff]

Waste not, want not.

I'll give you a good tip. Don't bet on horses.

[Txdawg]

If someone offers you a breath mint......take it

Respect all things, you never know which one is your end maker.