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This is a discussion on Press Release: Icehog3 names... within the General Discussion forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; [SIZE=3] ***OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE*** [/SIZE] TIKIHUT27 THE KABUL PRESS DOUCHEBAGISTAN--Presidential frontrunner and cigar rights advocate icehog3 has today announced his ...
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[SIZE=3]***OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE***[/SIZE]
TIKIHUT27 THE KABUL PRESS DOUCHEBAGISTAN--Presidential frontrunner and cigar rights advocate icehog3 has today announced his intention to name actor Jessica Alba as his Secretary of State immediately upon his election. Although there is already a minority voice criticising the decision, stating that the fourth person in line for the Presidency should have more experience in foreign affairs, 97% of men surveyed seem to have no problem with the potential nominee. "Hey, she played a foreigner in The Sleeping Dictionary, right?" said one comment after the poll. "And The Eye was a Chinese film, or something, so that's plenty close for me." At the time of this release, Senators McCain and Obama declined to comment on the decision, although a representative from the Obama campaign who declined to state his name said, "Well, we knew we had lost anyway. Can you get me her autograph?" ![]()
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Can I be under the secretary of state......please
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Thanks for posting the update, Captain!
![]() I will make Jessica Secretary of State, but those duties will be secondary to her duties as First Lady. ![]()
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Congratulations, Tom... I might actually write your name in!
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The groundswell is growing, Joe!
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Icehog, keep your hands off my woman!
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I will....I am courting Jessica Alba.
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that is not the only pole, i mean poll that is rising. Congrats Tom
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Is there anyway that I can vote? Quick citizen test should do it/
I have a better idea icehog for Prime Minister.
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Alright now... is that "benevolent" as in good... or "Malevolent" as in evil... or are you developing a whole new category?
Long live Emperor Icehog the First!
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![]() Those responsible for the smoking bans will be sentenced to one month living in those little glass-enclosed smoking rooms in the airports. ![]()
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