Press release: Icehog3 met today...

[TikiHut27]

[SIZE=3]***OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE***

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THE KABUL PRESS
MOSCOW--Presidential frontrunner and former child star Icehog3 met today with Ian Jamieson, Stolichnaya Brand Organization president in a top-secret meeting. The candidate's office cannot reveal the agreement that was reached during this important get-together of these two influential individuals. Although rumors have been leaked to the public that the candidate, who remains ahead in all polls taken by this office, intends to partner with Stolichnaya to provide on-tap vodka to all American households, his office will neither confirm nor deny this was the topic of today's meeting.

This dream has been long on the mind of the candidate. On April 17, 2006, he was quoted during his remarks to the graduating class of Middleton (VT) Elementary School, "A chicken in every pot, a car in every garage, and Stoli on tap in every kitchen sink. This is my vision of America To Come." Now, it seems, with the election not begun, but the results already in the bag, he intends to make true this vision.

Although the actual agreement is still being kept shrouded, already kudos have gushed forth for the groundbreaking project. Elbert T. Hornfeather, 62, of Groundswell, Kansas says, "Well, I reckon it's a good thing fer both us'n the Ruskies. Besides, doc says ta me I gotta stop drinkin' my homemade 'shine afore my blindness get permanint."

[icehog3]

While I can neither confirm nor deny the rumors, at this juncture, I will say that I believe a steady diet of Stoli Vodka, Cuban Cigars and full strength Viagra is a vital key to health, happiness and longevity.

I must also confess that while I spoke of vodka at the elementary school address, I was in no way implying that children under 10 should drink vodka....unless of course they pair it with something nutritious, like orange juice or Kaluha.

[LordOfWu]

Originally Posted by icehog3

I must also confess that while I spoke of vodka at the elementary school address, I was in no way implying that children under 10 should drink vodka....unless of course they pair it with something nutritious, like orange juice or Kaluha.

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!

[taltos]

Where's my Guinness and Tullamore Dew on tap in every home?

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by taltos

Where's my Guinness and Tullamore Dew on tap in every home?

Special requests are welcome, Paul...but you gotta take the Stoli too.

[mikeyj23]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Full strength Viagra is a vital key to health, happiness and [a] long...

fill in the blank

[taltos]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Special requests are welcome, Paul...but you gotta take the Stoli too.

Folks my age spent most of their lives prepared to fight the Russians. I can't drink their stuff, I would quit drinking first.

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by taltos

Folks my age spent most of their lives prepared to fight the Russians. I can't drink their stuff, I would quit drinking first.

Obviously the war with Ireland in the 80's is a distant memory.

[jamesb3]

Originally Posted by taltos

Where's my Guinness and Tullamore Dew on tap in every home?

Oh, my all time favorites. How I miss them!

[vstrommark]

I think that'd I have to see how this worked before I made up my mind. Tom - have my house plumbed as a test case. I'll post pics and reviews.

[vstrommark]

Breaking news ...

In an attempt to define "protect and serve", the campaign has released photograph of what the IceHog hopes will become an iconic depiction of safety and security in our land (and perhaps lead to a video game).



Polls show the Hog up 23% in the rural south.

[illinoishoosier]

Originally Posted by vstrommark

Breaking news ...

In an attempt to define "protect and serve", the campaign has released photograph of what the IceHog hopes will become an iconic depiction of safety and security in our land (and perhaps lead to a video game).



Polls show the Hog up 23% in the rural south.

That's....just.....not....right.

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by vstrommark

I think that'd I have to see how this worked before I made up my mind. Tom - have my house plumbed as a test case. I'll post pics and reviews.

You got it, Mark....you will be the test case I will refer to in my Inaugural Address, as well as my first State of the Union speech.

The plc? That's night right, Brother.......


....Peter is Natural Blonde.

[LasciviousXXX]

I rocked the Vote on Tuesday at the AZ Primary Voting. There was one candidate who was running un-opposed whom I didn't support so I wrote in "IceHog3"


I rocked the vote

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX

I rocked the Vote on Tuesday at the AZ Primary Voting. There was one candidate who was running un-opposed whom I didn't support so I wrote in "IceHog3"


I rocked the vote

I hope it wasn't for "County Coroner", Dustin!