How much are you worth

[Puffy69]

About [SIZE="5"]SHREEFIDDY!!![/SIZE]

[Shaggy17sc]

You are worth exactly $1,691,826

I lost 50K for my smokes, and 15k for having an addictive personality.

[horrorview]

$1,730,646...

I lost money on my penis size

[floydp]

A six pack of PBR.

[Hammerhead]

It ain't the multiple choices presented here... it's the mileage that's done me in.

[TypeO-]

Answering honestly, $1,848,470 but I'll settle for less. Make me an offer. How much extra for blonde hair and blue eyes and 9"?

[5thDan]

I am worth $1,580,640. It must have been the hard living I've done over the years.

[altbier]

Originally Posted by leicoolya

http://www.humanforsale.com/

You are worth exactly $1,616,260

You are worth exactly $2,244,666.

how come since i am not divorced it is worth 0?

and having red hair really sucks! but if you are red in the pants, women like it!
Gender: Male $200,000
Age: 35 $20,000
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000
Height: 5'10 $2,000
Weight: 221 lbs. $0
Body Type: Athletic $25,000
Hair Color: Red ($15,000)
Eye Color: Blue $1,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: A Little Hairy $10,000
Shoe Size: 12 $5,000
Bald: No $15,000
20/20 Eyesight: Yes $5,000
Penis Size: 7 inches $5,000
Cavities: 3-4 $0
Athletic Ability: Above Average $75,000
Attractiveness: NA $100,000
IQ: 138 $214,533
SAT Score: 1400 $63,800
HS GPA: 3 $28,500
Education: Bachelor's Degree $25,000
Bilingual: No $0
Income: NA $30,000
Profession: Arts/Entertainment/Publishing $0
Alcohol: Often $0
Smoker: Yes ($50,000)
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Often $15,000
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Seldom $2,500
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Average $30,000
Artistic: Excellent $65,000
Sense of Humor: Above Average $45,000
Addictive Personality: No $10,000
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Occasionally $0
Gamble: Seldom $0
Multiplier x2
Total: $2,244,666

and as for penis size, i am irish and average and lucky to have what i have!

[mobsix]

$2,228,416

[drevim]

$1,621,046 - I'm fat, balding, and in my 30's....What? Quit looking at my gut, I'm working on it....I'm middle aged man!!!

[MikeP]

$1,667,030 or best offer.

[JezterVA]

Originally Posted by Rock Star

About [SIZE="5"]SHREEFIDDY!!![/SIZE]

[DownUnder LLG]

$1,763,128... Apparently I should have lied more

[Da Klugs]

Ummmm!

[Zipcreature]

Gender: Male $200,000
Age: 20 $30,000
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000
Height: 5'10 $2,000
Weight: 196 lbs. $0
Body Type: Athletic $25,000
Hair Color: Blonde $10,000
Eye Color: Blue $1,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: A Little Hairy $10,000
Shoe Size: 11 $5,000
Bald: No $10,000
20/20 Eyesight: Yes $5,000
Penis Size: 6 inches $1,000
Cavities: None $5,000
Athletic Ability: Excellent $100,000
Attractiveness: NA $60,000
IQ: 124 $123,519
SAT Score: 1060 $24,360
HS GPA: 3.5 $33,250
Education: High School $1,000
Bilingual: Yes $10,000
Income: NA $0
Profession: Education/Training $0
Alcohol: Occasionally $0
Smoker: Yes ($50,000)
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Often $15,000
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Seldom $2,500
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Excellent $65,000
Artistic: Above Average $45,000
Sense of Humor: Excellent $65,000
Addictive Personality: No $10,000
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Occasionally $0
Gamble: Seldom $0
Multiplier x2

Total: $2,007,258

Then for shits I did it again with a 100yr man, 300 lbs, 16 size show, smokes, drinks, looks at **** and tv all day, crazy family history of medical problems and came up with this:

Gender: Male $200,000
Age: 100 $0
Ethnicity: Pacific Islander $0
Height: 4'3 ($25,000)
Weight: 300 lbs. $0
Body Type: Slim $10,000
Hair Color: Blonde $10,000
Eye Color: Green $5,000
Handed: Left $0
Body Hair: Very Hairy ($5,000)
Shoe Size: 16 $0
Bald: Yes ($5,000)
20/20 Eyesight: No $0
Penis Size: 10 inches ($5,000)
Cavities: More than 4 $0
Athletic Ability: Poor $0
Attractiveness: NA $0
IQ: 75 ($200,010)
SAT Score: 400 ($31,950)
HS GPA: 1 $9,500
Education: High School $1,000
Bilingual: No $0
Income: NA ($10,000)
Profession: Unemployed ($25,000)
Alcohol: NA $0
Smoker: Yes ($50,000)
Pot: Yes ($15,000)
Drugs: Yes ($45,000)
Exercise: Never $0
Divorced: Yes ($25,000)
Comitted Felony: Yes ($40,000)
Watch Television: Excessively $0
Sexuality: NA ($40,000)
Style: Poor $0
Artistic: Poor $0
Sense of Humor: Poor $0
Addictive Personality: Yes ($15,000)
Give to Charity: No $0
Adult Content: Excessively $0
Gamble: Excessively $0
Multiplier x2
Total: ($522,920)

Cool shit!

- Zipcreature