How much are you worth

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by altbier

You are worth exactly $2,244,666.

Penis Size: 0.7 inches $5

and as for penis size, i am irish and average and lucky to have what i have!

Lucky indeed!!

[icehog3]

You are worth exactly $2,520,990.

Make me an offer......

[ComicBookFreak]

Is it bad to get a negative number?

CBF

[TideRoll]

I came in at $2,464,410, despite the fact that I am a 600 pound, 4 foot tall diabetic obsessive gambler and chronic masturbator with a nasty substance abuse problem. I guess that four foot long penis really helped me out...

[God]

Let's just say I'm somewhere between these two profiles...
Gender: Male $200,000
Age: 25 $30,000
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000
Height: 6'0 $10,000
Weight: 180 lbs. $0
Body Type: Athletic $25,000
Hair Color: Brown $5,000
Eye Color: Green $5,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: No Hair $15,000
Shoe Size: 12 $5,000
Bald: No $10,000
20/20 Eyesight: Yes $5,000
Penis Size: 10 inches ($5,000)
Cavities: None $5,000
Athletic Ability: Excellent $100,000
Attractiveness: NA $165,000
IQ: 185 $520,080
SAT Score: 1520 $77,720
HS GPA: 3.9 $37,050
Education: Doctorate Degree $75,000
Bilingual: Yes $10,000
Income: NA $0
Profession: Management Consulting $0
Alcohol: Never $0
Smoker: No $15,000
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Often $15,000
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Seldom $2,500
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Excellent $65,000
Artistic: Excellent $65,000
Sense of Humor: Excellent $65,000
Addictive Personality: No $10,000
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Never $0
Gamble: Never $0
Multiplier x2
Total: $3,454,700

or this...

Gender: Male $200,000
Age: 65 $2,000
Ethnicity: Other $130,000
Height: 5'1 ($23,000)
Weight: 320 lbs. ($10,000)
Body Type: Obese ($25,000)
Hair Color: Grey $0
Eye Color: Brown $1,000
Handed: Left $0
Body Hair: Very Hairy ($5,000)
Shoe Size: 15 $0
Bald: Yes ($5,000)
20/20 Eyesight: No $0
Penis Size: 3 inches ($15,000)
Cavities: More than 4 $0
Athletic Ability: Poor $0
Attractiveness: NA $0
IQ: 75 ($200,010)
SAT Score: 2 ($60,20
HS GPA: 1 $9,500
Education: High School $1,000
Bilingual: No $0
Income: NA ($10,000)
Profession: Unemployed ($25,000)
Alcohol: Never $0
Smoker: Yes ($50,000)
Pot: Yes ($15,000)
Drugs: Yes ($45,000)
Exercise: Never $0
Divorced: Yes ($25,000)
Comitted Felony: Yes ($40,000)
Watch Television: Excessively $0
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Poor $0
Artistic: Poor $0
Sense of Humor: Poor $0
Addictive Personality: Yes ($15,000)
Give to Charity: No $0
Adult Content: Excessively $0
Gamble: Excessively $0
Multiplier x2
Total: ($449,436)

[opus]

You are worth exactly $2,542,240. Not too bad for an old geezer!

[Kayak_Rat]

Originally Posted by cmiller

You are worth exactly $2,441,014.

Whats with being deducted for red hair

I am a ginger as well. They are just jealous. $1,339,879

[palm55]

I'm worthless... Don't believe me???... Just ask my wife!!!!

[Kayak_Rat]

Originally Posted by icehog3

You are worth exactly $2,520,990.

Make me an offer......

I have some lint...and look a cheeto, I think.

[The Prince]

Originally Posted by TideRoll

I came in at $2,464,410, despite the fact that I am a 600 pound, 4 foot tall diabetic obsessive gambler and chronic masturbator with a nasty substance abuse problem. I guess that four foot long penis really helped me out...

LMAO. $1,824,142 for me.

[cosner63]

$1,708,284

[Uniputt]

Almost 2.8 million for me......

But I'll gladly take a quarter of that in Cubans!

[P-Town Smokes]

Me $ -0- Wife 10,000,000, good thing she doesn't smoke