Official "Things I should NOT have put in my mouth" thread

[Dux]

Cows Tounge and Pickled Beats

[ky toker]

The knife that I used to icing my wifes birthday cake. It's a freakin' knife.

[Smoked]

LSD
a beer with cigarette butts

[icehog3]

A 9-volt battery.

[The Pict]

Brake fluid. Don't ask...

[Kiwi Michelle]

Originally Posted by RcktS4

Good lord, the silly threads are sure seeing a lot of activity this week.

I would like to indoctrinate this thread by listing the following items I wish I had never put in my mouth:


chicken fat. Of any kind.
cigarettes - how did I smoke something that tastes so bad for so long?
any liqueur with a french name and a fluorescent color
anything that is still alive - I don't care if they eat it in Botswana: IT MOVED!
anything that has already LEFT my mouth (or anyone else's)
the remote control (Boy did I regret letting the wife see THAT one.)
my daughter's nose - there be more here than meets the eye!
two words - CREMOSA CUBANA


There you have it. Your turn.

[SIZE=3]I wonder what he is referring to!![/SIZE]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Raney can call it whatever he wants....I call it "Lil Hog"......

[SIZE=3]I wonder what he is referring to
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Originally Posted by Da Klugs

Miss Ya Raney!

The toxic stuff that our visitor from downunder kept giving us capfuls of at the MMOB herf last weekend. Flavored paint remover.

[SIZE=3]I wonder what he is referring to



oh come on guys....I drink chartreuse by choice...yes I said choice!!!! When I am 120 still travelling to herfs around the world, I will be able to say "I told ya so"!!!


I took a swig of fermented orange juice out of one of my kids drink bottles. Unfortunately I was driving at the time and could not immediately spit it out!
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[Diesel Kinevel]

Synthetic automatic transmission fluid

[replicant_argent]

The filth I brewed this morning.
Got beans from the grocery store, they laughably called "Kenya AA"


At a guess, they were roasted about 11 years ago, and the origin may be questionable to start with.


I could use a cremosa to cleanse my palate.

[shaggy]

Originally Posted by Kiwi Michelle

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I took a swig of fermented orange juice out of one of my kids drink bottles. Unfortunately I was driving at the time and could not immediately spit it out!
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that will teach ya for makin ur kids drink fermented orange juice

[King James]

Originally Posted by icehog3

A 9-volt battery.

everyone has stuck a 9 volt to their tongue...come on now

[cigar_040]

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

The filth I brewed this morning.
Got beans from the grocery store, they laughably called "Kenya AA"


At a guess, they were roasted about 11 years ago, and the origin may be questionable to start with.


I could use a cremosa to cleanse my palate.

Ouch.............not an ideal way to start the week !!!!!!!!

[Junior]

Shots of Old Granddad with A 101 proof peppermint schnapps. College who didn’t drink some disgusting things? Oh and anything with Goldenschlager. I think they were called oil slicks that whole night is still a little foggy, and that was 7 or 8 years ago. We also had something that we called the green monster it was the remainder of all the fifths we had around the house.

Also a bottle of baby formula that was special made for weight gain. How do kids drink that stuff?

[Cigar Hound]

Baalut...Look it up...

[galaga]

Originally Posted by icehog3

A 9-volt battery.

Were you testing the battery b/c your 'Lil Hog' died?









Are you ever coming back Raney?

[drawfour]

Originally Posted by theycallmedan'lboone

and don't use your teeth to strip the plastic off of telephone wires so as to create a junction box, you will get shocked when they are plugged in

One time I was moving wires around in my room, and had the telephone to the modem unplugged. Except it was still plugged into the jack. I needed to keep the line available, but was using both hands, and instead of gripping the wire with my teeth, I placed the RJ-11 connector in my mouth. Was about like a 9-volt battery, not fun.