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Old 01-19-2006, 06:03 PM   #1
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Official "Things I should NOT have put in my mouth" thread
Good lord, the silly threads are sure seeing a lot of activity this week.

I would like to indoctrinate this thread by listing the following items I wish I had never put in my mouth:


chicken fat. Of any kind.
cigarettes - how did I smoke something that tastes so bad for so long?
any liqueur with a french name and a fluorescent color
anything that is still alive - I don't care if they eat it in Botswana: IT MOVED!
anything that has already LEFT my mouth (or anyone else's)
the remote control (Boy did I regret letting the wife see THAT one.)
my daughter's nose - there be more here than meets the eye!
two words - CREMOSA CUBANA


There you have it. Your turn.
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:05 PM   #2
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Re: Official "Things I should NOT have put in my mouth" thread
Can I add
-Nokia Mobile Phones
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:05 PM   #3
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C'mon Raney...ya left at least one off your list....
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:06 PM   #4
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That first Cuban! NCs just aren't the same now. Plus my bank account hates me.
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:06 PM   #5
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Pickled Herring. I'll second the Cremosa Cubana!!
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:07 PM   #6
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C'mon Raney...ya left at least one off your list....
He must've liked it Tom!!
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:08 PM   #7
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C'mon Raney...ya left at least one off your list....
I told you, and I continue to stand by my intention to deny that until the day that I die.
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:11 PM   #8
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I told you, and I continue to stand by my intention to deny that until the day that I die.
Lest he bring shame and ruin on his family.
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:13 PM   #9
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Re: Official "Things I should NOT have put in my mouth" thread
  • The golf ball I picked up off the course watered with non-potable water
  • The mint from the wicker basket by the restaurant hostess station (do you know how many germs are in that basket)
  • LG Double Ligero gut puker special
  • The 2:00 AM Red Bull and Goldslauger (sp) shooter
  • Do I remember that time in September when I was a junior i Co-o-llege - no not a Brokeback moment, rather a stupid beer goggles moment
  • The juice of a collard green, beet and garlic pressed from a juicer
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:16 PM   #10
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Orange Juice (right after brushing my teeth with mint toothpaste)
Diet Coke (right after brushing my teeth with mint toothpaste)

Ice 101(some mint liquor crap) & Coke ....
I ordered a (Wild Turkey) 101 & coke and was brought that crap. I almost choked to death.

one of those weird red pepper things from a chinese buffet that are for seasoning, not for eating....i felt like somebody punched me in the mouth an i couldn't breath for awhile after...
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:16 PM   #11
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He must've liked Tom!!
I bet he tasted like bacon.
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:20 PM   #12
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If I recall he tasted like bacon.
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I bet he tasted like bacon.
What?? Go pork yerself, Rick!! ;-)
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:23 PM   #14
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Re: Official "Things I should NOT have put in my mouth" thread
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What?? Go pork yerself, Rick!! ;-)

2: 20 - 2:16 = 4 minutes, WTH were you doing ... flashbacks
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Re: Official "Things I should NOT have put in my mouth" thread
Canon digital camera.... it's a lot easier to take pictures using your hand
the tip of a teleboard (that means you're .01 seconds away from a face plant)
McDonalds food
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