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Old 01-28-2006, 07:00 PM   #1
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How much Norris could Chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris couldnt Chuck Norris?
Well??? How many?
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Old 01-28-2006, 07:05 PM   #2
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Re: How much Norris could Chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris couldnt Chuck Norris?
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Well??? How many?
Chuck is Chuck so he can chuck as many chucks as wants to chuck..
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Old 01-28-2006, 07:10 PM   #3
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Re: How much Norris could Chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris couldnt Chuck Norris?
Well the end of the question is Chuck Norris couldn't chuck norris, so my guess is none
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Old 01-28-2006, 07:12 PM   #4
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Re: How much Norris could Chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris couldnt Chuck Norris?
bruce lees ghost would still whoop his hairy azz.
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Old 01-28-2006, 07:23 PM   #5
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Re: How much Norris could Chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris couldnt Chuck Norris?
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bruce lees ghost would still whoop his hairy azz.
under chuck norris' goatee is not a chin but in fact another fist which will punch you so hard you wont have kids... (i cant remember the website i got that from, but it cracks me up, and its about chuck norris)
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Old 01-28-2006, 07:28 PM   #6
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bruce lees ghost would still whoop his hairy azz.

i dont know... this guys chest hair has chest hair....
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Old 01-28-2006, 07:28 PM   #7
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Chuch Norris couldn't chuck norris if norris could chuck itself!!
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Old 01-28-2006, 07:35 PM   #8
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Re: How much Norris could Chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris couldnt Chuck Norris?
Humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes...except Chuck Norris...he has 79, and 15 of them are poisonous.

When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

When anyone asks Chuck Norris whaat time it is, he always answers "Two seconds til". When the person asks "Two seconds til what?", exactly two seconds later Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Chuck Norris has counted to Infinity.....twice.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried....ever.
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Old 01-28-2006, 07:42 PM   #9
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Humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes...except Chuck Norris...he has 79, and 15 of them are poisonous.

When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

When anyone asks Chuck Norris whaat time it is, he always answers "Two seconds til". When the person asks "Two seconds til what?", exactly two seconds later Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Chuck Norris has counted to Infinity.....twice.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried....ever.
Yes, what what was that website?!
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Old 01-28-2006, 07:43 PM   #10
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http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

bam, there it is... found it
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Old 01-28-2006, 07:45 PM   #11
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Old 01-28-2006, 07:55 PM   #12
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Re: How much Norris could Chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris couldnt Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f*ck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
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Re: How much Norris could Chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris couldnt Chuck Norris?
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Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f*ck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
So when does he start hanging around Babe the Blue Ox.
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So when does he start hanging around Babe the Blue Ox.
Never, when Chuck Norris Round House kicked Paul Bunyon's face off, babe turned white.
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bruce lees ghost would still whoop his hairy azz.

Well said. But maybe I'm a little biased.
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