Dealing with annoying co-workers..

[Ashcan Bill]

You just need to go retro. Hang a nice bead curtain interspaced with small bells across the entry to your cube. Burn incense. Start wearing tie-dye and leather with fringe. Say "Far out, man" a lot.

Not only will you hear him coming, you'll probably scare him off for good.

And if your boss is a boomer, you may even get a promotion.

[mrreindeer]

you need a setup like this i think:

[KingSlender]

Unfortunately my work laptop is too locked down, otherwise I was going to pickup one of these USB foam rocket launchers:

[JCK]

I had a guy that was like that except he's always rattle on about useless trivia or anecdotes that I really didn't relate to.

The fix to that was putting up one finger while continuing to do what I was doing. Then on to ignoring his presence until he walked away. This took months of training but it eventually took.

[mrreindeer]

Awesome Ji! Love it.

[prix03gt]

get a rear view mirror for your monitor, then you can see the guy sneaking up behind you. Or you can do what I always use to do, fart in your cube regularly, and then no one will come over and bother you