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This is a discussion on Dick Cheney’s Top 10 Excuses For Shooting Fellow Hunter within the General Discussion forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; From Bob Geiger's Blog Here's Vice President Dick Cheney’s top 10 excuses for shooting fellow hunter Harry Whittington on Saturday: ...
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02-14-2006, 06:54 AM
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Dick Cheney’s Top 10 Excuses For Shooting Fellow Hunter
From Bob Geiger's Blog
Here's Vice President Dick Cheney’s top 10 excuses for shooting fellow hunter Harry Whittington on Saturday: 10. Sick and tired of Whittington’s “Hey, I’m having a heart attack” jokes 9. Pushed over edge by Dixie Chicks and Streisand blasting on pick-up truck stereo 8. Ongoing dispute over whether it’s acceptable to torture quail before shooting them 7. Thought he saw Michael Moore on other side of tree line 6. Bombed out of his gourd on Wild Turkey and Lone Star Beer 5. Companion’s ill-advised decision to wear Moveon.org sweatshirt 4. Was trying to impress Jodie Foster 3. Whittington’s repeated ribbing that Bush is actually the “real president” 2. Targeting scope on rifle made by Halliburton And the number one excuse given by Dick Cheney for almost blowing away hunting companion Harry Whittington… 1. Because he’s a wartime vice president, damn it
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02-14-2006, 08:26 AM
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02-14-2006, 08:29 AM
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Oh shoot! Veep had no license for quail hunt
Oh shoot! Veep had no license for quail hunt
Vice President Cheney had no license to kill - quail, that is. The veep's office revealed he didn't even have the proper $7 stamp on his hunting license to shoot quail in Texas. Full Story
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02-14-2006, 08:30 AM
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"The check is in the mail.........."
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02-14-2006, 10:32 AM
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Cheany
I wander if this never happened, if he would have been charged the fee?
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02-14-2006, 10:34 AM
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Seven bucks to shoot someone. That's a good deal!
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02-14-2006, 10:38 AM
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Cheany
I'm in for $35. I have 5 guys I want to shoot today. :P
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02-14-2006, 10:39 AM
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Re: Cheany
Quote:
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02-14-2006, 11:02 AM
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All lawyers, I trust?
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02-14-2006, 11:05 AM
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Quote:
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02-14-2006, 11:22 AM
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Everytime Bush needs a distraction from the war, or the Iranian crisis, Cheany goes and shoots someone!
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02-14-2006, 01:23 PM
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Did anyone catch the Daily Show coverage last night? Hilarious!
here it is, if you missed it http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/t...ow/index.jhtml click on #2 with a bullet. |
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02-14-2006, 02:34 PM
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Thanks Ant'ny,
 That was great! I really like that John Stewart's type of humor.On Letterman Last night; Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses 10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm" 9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page" 8. "Not enough Jim Beam" 7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu" 6. "I love to shoot people" 5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter" 4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me" 3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?" 2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly" 1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"  t
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02-14-2006, 06:05 PM
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I like #2!
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