Personal for Mr K. Hansotia

[BARBARIAN-cr]

Before I begin may I ask all other CR Members NOT to add to this Thread as I am hoping to communicate directly with Kaisad through this Medium, thank-you.
Kevin, you may want to assign a couple of Moderators to this Thread, cos if I don't get my FREEBIES by Monday morning this Thread is gonna light up.

Mailman arrives at my house around 8am that's 3am your time, Moderators set your alarm clocks for 3.30am cos that's when I start posting on this Thread.

[KevinG]

I'll give you my freebies when I see you in PA in 2 weeks.

I don't know if they ship overseas and I do not have time to contact them about it now.

I highly doubt the owner of Gurkha Cigars reads this message board.

I live 30 miles from their office and just got my freebies 2 days ago.

Also, these are gifts that they are under no obligation to send out to anybody.

[BARBARIAN-cr]

Thanks Kevin, that's so kind of you to offer me your Freebies .........but wait....then I would have your Freebies and not my Freebies and you wouldn't have any Freebies.....now that just ain't right. The way I see it is, if Kaisad gifts one of the Brothers then he should gift ALL the Brothers. As for him not reading this messageboard I am assured by his CEO that this board is monitored closely so he knows what he's got to do...

[KevinG]

I got two sets of freebies. He handed me one when I was there and another was sent after I signed up for the newsletter.

[Madmike]

Please somebody tell me this thread is tongue in cheek.

[BARBARIAN-cr]

Kevin, similar situation, I'll have your FREEBIES.....but where's mine????

No my friend, Kaisad doesn't get off that easy........Hmmm! only 30 miles away from you.

[BARBARIAN-cr]

Hi Guys, as you are most probably aware I was without any ‘GURKHA’ cigars for a period, but thanks to my friends in the Ghurkha Rifles I am happy to report this is not now the case.

Having had the Weekend to rationalize everything which hasn’t occurred, a few Yoga (man style) exercises, breathing techniques, tree hugging and a couple of hundred OHMMMMMM’s
I have decide to approach this matter in a more mature and friendly manner, after all………………..it’s only a few Cigars!

It’s been almost 2 weeks now since I signed up for the newsletter…….and still… …………..NADA..Nothin…ZILTCH………..not even a newsletter. (I even applied twice)
As far as Kaisad is concerned, I can only say how disappointed I am that he did not see fit to forward me some of the FREEBIES he so generously bestowed on your good selves ,.. no matter,……………. it may be that his generosity far exceeded his capabilities and with that in mind and to show there is no ill-feeling on my part (much) I have put together this small package which I will sent off to Kevin (our leader) for him to pass on to Kaisad as a token of appreciation from the members of CIGAR REVIEW and as a reminder that even the poorest of drivers can handle a Rolls Royce ............given the opportunity.



1 Magazine
1 Scottish Bonnet
1 2 Finger Cigar Case (Leather)
2 FAT CAT Cigars

It may be of interest to Kaisad, that because of my contact with the ’Brigade of Ghurkhas’ their solicitor is now investigating the possible legal implications surrounding the use of the ’Brigades’ name as a Brand Name for Cigars.

That being said, I am not a man without influence and feel sure that with the proper remuneration I could be persuaded to speak with my ’Friends in the Brigade’ to litigate this potentially unpleasant matter amicably before the weight of 2,000 real Nepalese Warriors rocks his world.

[size=7]Your move ! ……………Kaisad ![/size]

[BARBARIAN-cr]

Strange how these little insignificant incidents seem to find their way into the Public Domain?

I received a telephone call from my youngest brother (I have 6 brothers) who is a journalist, asking if there was any connection between The absence of any Gurkhas arriving in Scotland and the fact that our Prime Minister is sanctioning a move to prevent some of our older 'Ghurkha' servicemen the right to remain in the UK. I assured him there was NO connection and that there was no Scoop to be had, but knowing the tenacity of him I thought I'd better keep an eye on his BLOG......just in case!


http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/radioscotland/jzdiary/

[BARBARIAN-cr]

Kaisad....what's up?............you don't call?.......you don't write?........OK.keep your Gifts..I don't want them now, but it won't stop me from smokin your cigars


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