Best/Worst/Funniest Drinking Moment

[Tater]

Think back through the years and let's hear your most memorable drinking moment.

Mine was on my friend Zach's birthday in May. We all decided to go get some drinks and told the wife, "I'll be home around 12 or 1." Little did I know I wouldn't see her until 5ish.

We all went to a bar called the Ritz. Really cool spot but extremely over populated. Prior to our arrival, me and a few friends polished off a liter of Bacardi and Hennessey (not the best idea). So we get to the Ritz and I'm already feeling pretty tipsy (didn't drive BTW) and my friend Matt had a cranberry and vodka which sounded great at the time so I ordered one, then two, then three (you see where this is going). I was taking my cran and vodkas and guzzling them like shots. We decided to leave and head to another bar and on the way out I play wingman for my brother Marcus for a sec and that was the end of my night and it was only 1130ish. Next thing I remember was standing outside my front door with a few friends at 4:55.

Come to find out the next day I put on some of the most memorable drunken antics my friends have witnessed to date. I did everything from getting us immediately kicked out of a bar as we were walking in due to face palming people and pushing them out the way to stopping a random guy on the street and saying "you're f*cking ugly".

There is a new level of being drunk that is way beyond "f*cked up". Its known as being "tatered".

[Acesfull]

Hey Jimmy, remember when I chugged that bottle of Ranch Dressing when I was reaaaaaallllly drunk that one night?

[CRider]

Many many moons ago...New Years Eve. My brother & I started drinking early in the day and by 8pm or so he was completely trashed and I was getting there. I went out on the back porch to take a leak, I remember it being pretty cold and there being a few inches of snow on the ground. About mid-stream I noticed that the sound wasn't quite right...so I look down (prolly shoulda done this before I started I suppose) and there's my brother passed out in the yard in a large puddle of his own puke and covered in my piss I pondered for a few minutes...walked in and got a bucket of water...dumped it on him to clean him off & wake him up. To this day I do not think he knows that I pissed all over him

[JAX]

It would impossible for me to cite a specific story about me with drinking. But in all cases they would start off with: "My buddy and I were drinking (fill in beverage) when suddenly...."

I'd have to go with one of the dumbest ones.....the night, many years ago, it became a good idea to jump off the pier in Pensacola late one night with the Search and Rescue guys. Have no idea what we were thinking but the more we drank the more frequent our jumps became that night. I think the goal was to time how long it took us to hit the water and get back to the beach.

Any idea how difficult and stupid it is to try to swim back to the beach against a moderate current in the dark after alot of whiskey?