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Old 09-18-2007, 04:09 PM   #1
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Excuse to get out of work
Anyone got a good one? I'm dying in here today!!
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:12 PM   #2
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I saved so much money by switching to Geico I don't have to work today.
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:13 PM   #3
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that one usually works.....
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:18 PM   #4
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You have to take your dog to the Vet.
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:19 PM   #5
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You blew chunks in the restroom!
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:21 PM   #6
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You have to go see your sex change doctor! May even get you out of the job for good! LOL
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:21 PM   #7
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Have to go get a prostate check.
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:22 PM   #8
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Say your house just got bombed and you need to go home and take care of things, then smoke something from a bomb
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:22 PM   #9
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Eye doctor (you just can see yourself staying at work.
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:23 PM   #10
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You ran out of man diapers and have to go pick some up!
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:26 PM   #11
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You got the $hit$.....nobody questions that one.
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:43 PM   #12
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bad case of panty crickets
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:49 PM   #13
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I'm afraid to ask but what are panty crickets?
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:54 PM   #14
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Old 09-18-2007, 05:07 PM   #15
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Left the beans on the stove!!!!
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