Rachel Ray you rascal~!

[Ceedee]

Originally Posted by GoinFerSmoke

So I am here visitng the board and the old lady is watching the 30-minute meal series with Rachel ray. Well she is making a soup of some sort and she was preparing some sausage for it when she said:

"I just can't keep my hands off the sausage!"

WHAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!

Does she really understand what she said...

Me and the old lady are just busting up here......

Gut feeling: Yes, she knows exactly what she said!

CD

[DirkT-cl]

There used to be a website called dirtyminutemeals.com that no longer seems to exist.

The owner posted a whole bunch of funny things Rachel said on her shows.

Somebody listed a bunch of those sayings. There used to be TONS more. Good times:

On the Cuisinart… "Just go up and down. Quick quick quick!"

Corn on the cob… "I used to suck on the corn cob. So bad!"

On stuffing burgers… "Tuck this inside. That’s gonna be a tasty little surprise!"

On a cucumber… "We’re gonna put a little of him in."

On sharpening knives… "I make my baby brother do it for me, but he’s not always around."

On oiling… "I give it a little rub, though, to get the heat going."

On hot pans… "I want them waiting for me, not the other way around."

On the top of an onion… "I’m gonna whack it off here."

On chopping chard… "And I go right down to the stem."

On beating eggs… "See, you can just get down and dirty with ‘em."

On vegetarians… "Somebody in the house just doesn’t do meat."

"It’s not about ‘thicker is better.’"

On pre-washed spinach… "I get so excited about it, I’m stuttering. It’s a thirty minute girl’s best friend."


On breading chicken… "Try to keep one hand free, one hand clean, so ya got somethin’ to work with."

On bread under the broiler… "It’s a lotta back and forth, but man when it goes, it GOES!"

On grilled bread… "Transfer these to a plate and get these guys off, too."

On the Santoku knife… "It goes through anything wet like it’s butter."

Back from the break… "I’m Rachel Ray, and today, I’m pleasing a crowd."

Intro… "You’ll be able to make the whole crew happy in under thirty minutes."

"You need it three times, deal with it once. Right?"

On a lemon… "Oh yeah! Look at those juices flow!"

On the griddle… "On top, this is awesome."


On having friends over early… "And they’d be munchin’ that in just a few minutes."

On veal… "I’m gonna nest him in the middle so he gets some action."

On weeknight entertaining… "You may try not to do it too often, but once in a while, it’s inevitable."

On bay leaves… "I want a big one."

On variety of meats… "I’m gonna give you a little peek here at what we’re playin’ with today."

On a fakeout cassoulet… "It’s not exactly the same thing, but let me tell you, when you put it in your mouth, you’re gonna be just as happy."

On sausage… "I’m just gonna give ‘em a little prick."

On whisking… "I think I’m gonna use my stronger hand."

Outro… "My mouth’s gonna be really full soon."


"Don’t beat it too hard, or too soft."

On plating… "Remember to wipe off your lips there."


On prep time… "Good lord! She wants it faster!"

On salami… "I never met a salami I didn’t like, really."

[Chango]

Originally Posted by bamawrx

Those photoshops are freeking hilarious.

Actually, those are real photos. She did a FHM photo shoot quite awhile back...

[bobaganoosh]

Originally Posted by DirkT

There used to be a website called dirtyminutemeals.com that no longer seems to exist.

The owner posted a whole bunch of funny things Rachel said on her shows.

Somebody listed a bunch of those sayings. There used to be TONS more. Good times:

On the Cuisinart… "Just go up and down. Quick quick quick!"

Corn on the cob… "I used to suck on the corn cob. So bad!"

On stuffing burgers… "Tuck this inside. That’s gonna be a tasty little surprise!"

On a cucumber… "We’re gonna put a little of him in."

On sharpening knives… "I make my baby brother do it for me, but he’s not always around."

On oiling… "I give it a little rub, though, to get the heat going."

On hot pans… "I want them waiting for me, not the other way around."

On the top of an onion… "I’m gonna whack it off here."

On chopping chard… "And I go right down to the stem."

On beating eggs… "See, you can just get down and dirty with ‘em."

On vegetarians… "Somebody in the house just doesn’t do meat."

"It’s not about ‘thicker is better.’"

On pre-washed spinach… "I get so excited about it, I’m stuttering. It’s a thirty minute girl’s best friend."


On breading chicken… "Try to keep one hand free, one hand clean, so ya got somethin’ to work with."

On bread under the broiler… "It’s a lotta back and forth, but man when it goes, it GOES!"

On grilled bread… "Transfer these to a plate and get these guys off, too."

On the Santoku knife… "It goes through anything wet like it’s butter."

Back from the break… "I’m Rachel Ray, and today, I’m pleasing a crowd."

Intro… "You’ll be able to make the whole crew happy in under thirty minutes."

"You need it three times, deal with it once. Right?"

On a lemon… "Oh yeah! Look at those juices flow!"

On the griddle… "On top, this is awesome."


On having friends over early… "And they’d be munchin’ that in just a few minutes."

On veal… "I’m gonna nest him in the middle so he gets some action."

On weeknight entertaining… "You may try not to do it too often, but once in a while, it’s inevitable."

On bay leaves… "I want a big one."

On variety of meats… "I’m gonna give you a little peek here at what we’re playin’ with today."

On a fakeout cassoulet… "It’s not exactly the same thing, but let me tell you, when you put it in your mouth, you’re gonna be just as happy."

On sausage… "I’m just gonna give ‘em a little prick."

On whisking… "I think I’m gonna use my stronger hand."

Outro… "My mouth’s gonna be really full soon."


"Don’t beat it too hard, or too soft."

On plating… "Remember to wipe off your lips there."


On prep time… "Good lord! She wants it faster!"

On salami… "I never met a salami I didn’t like, really."

Dirk... this was an awesome find!

[bamawrx]

Originally Posted by Chango

Actually, those are real photos. She did a FHM photo shoot quite awhile back...

Get out of here..

[LouZava]

I was just watching it the other day and she was cooking with some kind of nuts. Guess what she said...."I keep my nuts in the freezer, makes them last longer, so keep YOUR nuts cool to keep them from going sour"! lol!

[bobaganoosh]

Originally Posted by LouZava

I was just watching it the other day and she was cooking with some kind of nuts. Guess what she said...."I keep my nuts in the freezer, makes them last longer, so keep YOUR nuts cool to keep them from going sour"! lol!

about a 100 "dirty" 'one liners' just jumped in my head.... but, I'll walk away... it's just too easy...

[LouZava]

Originally Posted by bobaganoosh

about a 100 "dirty" 'one liners' just jumped in my head.... but, I'll walk away... it's just too easy...

LOL I know.

[ylo2na-cl]

whenever she is on, she commands my attention, FULLY! And, quite frankly, who cares if she can cook, she is so pleasing in so many other ways!!!!
Best

[smokinj]

She's one pretty Hot Cookie

[happy1]

I'd like to eat her...cooking I mean

[LouZava]

Sometimes while I'm watching her show, the camera man slips up and gets a good shot of her booty.. if you will. From what I heard she hates that! I think she is self conscious of her butt. I'm a butt man myself and I think she has a nice butt. I'm trying not to sound like a pig here but thats the nicest way I can say it. Anyway here is a pic of her. Enjoy!

[DOZER]

I hate to break it to you Lou but thats a fake. Heres the original.

It is quite nice either way.

[LouZava]

I knew it was a fake but I'm sure she looks similar to that in a little black dress Oh yea and CONGRATS!! on that big win Dozer!