the affect of cigars?

[DonWeb]

i’ve been enjoying cigars for a couple of years now.
but now that I’m smoking a cigar a day, I’ve noticed:

increasingly grayer hair,
my joints becoming stiffer,
more hair growing from my ears,
my hairline is receding,
my farts are more odious.

so here’s my question…

if I slow down (a cigar every other day), will these symptoms stop?

[DonJefe]

Originally Posted by DonWeb

i’ve been enjoying cigars for a couple of years now.
but now that I’m smoking a cigar a day, I’ve noticed:

increasingly grayer hair,
my joints becoming stiffer,
more hair growing from my ears,
my hairline is receding,
my farts are more odious.

so here’s my question…

if I slow down (a cigar every other day), will these symptoms stop?

Just sounds like you're getting old to me!

[mr.c]

Originally Posted by DonWeb

i’ve been enjoying cigars for a couple of years now.
but now that I’m smoking a cigar a day, I’ve noticed:

increasingly grayer hair,
my joints becoming stiffer,
more hair growing from my ears,
my hairline is receding,
my farts are more odious.

so here’s my question…

if I slow down (a cigar every other day), will these symptoms stop?

nah the symptoms will get worse if you slow down. I hear If you only smoke the really expensive cigars the symptoms will stop.

[joed]

If you slow down on the cigar smoking - you will accelerate the onset of total grumpiness without effecting the mentioned symptoms.

[(909)]

Originally Posted by DonWeb

i’ve been enjoying cigars for a couple of years now.
but now that I’m smoking a cigar a day, I’ve noticed:

increasingly grayer hair,
my joints becoming stiffer,
more hair growing from my ears,
my hairline is receding,
my farts are more odious.

so here’s my question…

if I slow down (a cigar every other day), will these symptoms stop?

You're 47 at your age:
You should have increasingly grayer hair
Your joints should become stiffer unless you get some exercise
You should have more hair growing from your ears
You should experience some hairline receding
Your farts will tend toward the more odious

Like my doctor stated a few years ago at 42 when I was in for rotator cuff injury from Hockey, a bad ankle from falling off my bike and a knee that was giving me trouble from a ski injury and I asked him why I was getting jacked up all the time...........YOU'RE GETTING OLDER!!

Originally Posted by DonWeb

i’ve been enjoying cigars for a couple of years now.
but now that I’m smoking a cigar a day, I’ve noticed:

increasingly grayer hair,
my joints becoming stiffer,
more hair growing from my ears,
my hairline is receding,
my farts are more odious.

so here’s my question…

if I slow down (a cigar every other day), will these symptoms stop?

Yes. Definitely yes.

Send me your extra sticks, cause I have these symptons also, but I don't give a care!!

[Eternal Rider]

Originally Posted by DonWeb

i’ve been enjoying cigars for a couple of years now.
but now that I’m smoking a cigar a day, I’ve noticed:

increasingly grayer hair,
my joints becoming stiffer,
more hair growing from my ears,
my hairline is receding,
my farts are more odious.

so here’s my question…

if I slow down (a cigar every other day), will these symptoms stop?

No there is no hope You are on the downhill side and going fast. Sit back and enjoy the cigars will you can.

[hollywood]

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

Yes. Definitely yes.

Send me your extra sticks, cause I have these symptons also, but I don't give a care!!

We can share, 'cause my symptoms just started, and I don't care either!!

[Da Klugs]

I think cigars are not the culprit. More likely the long term effects of being in close proximity to the fairer sex.

[Franksmith]

Originally Posted by DonWeb

i’ve been enjoying cigars for a couple of years now.
but now that I’m smoking a cigar a day, I’ve noticed:

increasingly grayer hair,
my joints becoming stiffer,
more hair growing from my ears,
my hairline is receding,
my farts are more odious.

so here’s my question…

if I slow down (a cigar every other day), will these symptoms stop?

Ha... we are about the same age Don...

That's aging not cigars!

[slowhand]

I'm no doctor, but I am sure the cigars are not doing you any favors. It certainly is not healthy to smoke but I think with cigars in particular, the stress relief and relaxing nature of cigars tend to mitigate the harm they do.

So what if they take 5 or 10 years off your life? What have you really lost? A few years of crapping your pants? Living in a nursing home? I say enjoy your life the way you will enjoy it. Eat a couple steaks a week and smoke some damn cigars and have a drink or two.

[King James]

Originally Posted by slowhand

I'm no doctor, but I am sure the cigars are not doing you any favors. It certainly is not healthy to smoke but I think with cigars in particular, the stress relief and relaxing nature of cigars tend to mitigate the harm they do.

So what if they take 5 or 10 years off your life? What have you really lost? A few years of crapping your pants? Living in a nursing home? I say enjoy your life the way you will enjoy it. Eat a couple steaks a week and smoke some damn cigars and have a drink or two.

Well said sir

[stogie_kanobie_one]

Originally Posted by Franksmith

Ha... we are about the same age Don...

That's aging not cigars!

Too bad we don't age LIKE cigars. Or do we? Some people say they get a little better and mellower with a little age them!

[drevim]

Originally Posted by DonWeb

i’ve been enjoying cigars for a couple of years now.
but now that I’m smoking a cigar a day, I’ve noticed:

increasingly grayer hair, shave your head, and no one knows
my joints becoming stiffer, sit down, smoke a cigar, and relax them achy joints
more hair growing from my ears, trim the hair, and no one knows
my hairline is receding,trim the hair, and no one knows
my farts are more odious. I fail to see this being a problem, I call it a nice compliment to a fine night

so here’s my question…

if I slow down (a cigar every other day), will these symptoms stop?

I can hardly see doing anything more than what I suggest, will help. But if slowing down is what you choose to do, Tony, I'm in for the split with Matt and Dave.

[PadronMe]

Originally Posted by DonWeb

i’ve been enjoying cigars for a couple of years now.
but now that I’m smoking a cigar a day, I’ve noticed:

increasingly grayer hair,
my joints becoming stiffer,
more hair growing from my ears,
my hairline is receding,
my farts are more odious.

so here’s my question…

if I slow down (a cigar every other day), will these symptoms stop?

Maybe you should smoke a Cremosa. Then you will forget all about that stuff because you'll be looking for that cat that pissed in your mouth.