The Mathematics of Success

[boxer757]

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.



"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE
ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS
ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM"

[thisone326]

haha...love it

[jitzy]

very funny

[JonDot]

Isn't that the truth!

[GreySmoke]

Terrific - going to steal this for my boss..

[ArrowJ]

S-e-n-d A-r-r-o-w-j C-i-g-a-r-s
19+5+14+4+1+18+18+15+23+10+3+9+7+1+18+19 = 184%

[nativetexan_1]

Mathematically speaking, there are LIES, DAMN LIES, and STATISTICS. In that order.

[ylo2na-cl]

Great stuff and very funny!
Ylo2na

[sofaman]

Thats good stuff!!!

[elmomac]

Originally Posted by boxer757

"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE
ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS
ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM"

Yeah, where are all those Washington Lobbyists when you need them?! I guess smoking is more dangerous than those sicko pedophiles and pervs.