Your Wish Granted....With a twist

[Cigary]

Originally Posted by fiddlegrin

Granted! But you will NEVER be able to get the sticks out of the jars!


I wish that I will hit a "hole in one" the next time I go golfing.

Wish granted but your first shot went OB.

I wish I could snap my fingers and an Opus would appear in my humidor.

[fiddlegrin]

Originally Posted by Cigary

Wish granted but your first shot went OB.



Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


I wish I could snap my fingers and an Opus would appear in my humidor.

Granted! But when you pm me your addy the code gets scrambled somehow and I ship it to the wrong address!

I wish some 50 year old singlemalt would appear on my shelf.

[K Baz]

Originally Posted by fiddlegrin

Granted! But when you pm me your addy the code gets scrambled somehow and I ship it to the wrong address!

I wish some 50 year old singlemalt would appear on my shelf.

Granted but the Genie is hard of hearing and a 50 year old single Mom appears on your shelf.

I wish Canadian Customs decided they collect enough taxes and left my shippments alone.

[fiddlegrin]

"Granted but the Genie is hard of hearing and a 50 year old single Mom appears on your shelf.




ROTFLMAO!otfl :

[Cigary]

Originally Posted by K Baz

Granted but the Genie is hard of hearing and a 50 year old single Mom appears on your shelf.

I wish Canadian Customs decided they collect enough taxes and left my shippments alone.

Wish granted but now they confiscate the contents of the boxes and leave you a note inside that merely says,,,"thanks".

I wish I could one putt every green I hit in regulation.

[Plazma]

Originally Posted by Kasubot

Granted but you arent allowed off the boat.

I wish I had a bigger humidor.

Granted, but now its locked and you have no key.




I wish I was done with college already.

[fiddlegrin]

Originally Posted by Plazma

Granted, but now its locked and you have no key.




I wish I was done with college already.

Ok... your'e done with college, but that's because they kicked you out!

I am going to re-post Cigary's cause his was on deck and it is so good, he might have us stumped.

[fiddlegrin]

Originally Posted by Cigary

Wish granted but now they confiscate the contents of the boxes and leave you a note inside that merely says,,,"thanks".

I wish I could one putt every green I hit in regulation.

Annnnd GO!

[Plazma]

Originally Posted by Cigary

Wish granted but now they confiscate the contents of the boxes and leave you a note inside that merely says,,,"thanks".

I wish I could one putt every green I hit in regulation.

Wish granted, but you can now only drive a maximum of 5 yards each swing

(already had my wish granted so someone wish for something)

[Cigary]

I wish that every time I make a wish there is nothing to screw it up,,,,heh heh heh

[Tarks]

Originally Posted by Kasubot

Granted but you arent allowed off the boat.

I wish I had a bigger humidor.

Granted, but you just lost your memory and have forgotten that you own a humidor.

I wish the snow would melt and summer could be here tommorow!

[bigkev77]

Originally Posted by Tarks

Granted, but you just lost your memory and have forgotten that you own a humidor.

I wish the snow would melt and summer could be here tommorow!

Granted, but you are being tranfered to the north of Greenland.

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes on tobacco.

[bigkev77]

Originally Posted by Cigary

I wish that every time I make a wish there is nothing to screw it up,,,,heh heh heh

Granted, but............Oh look. I've got a message.

[Kasubot]

Granted but your still get an audit


I wish I could see the sun some time soon

[royhubbs]

Granted but, You are instantly transported to a jail cell with a man named Chester, that has a 1ft square window where you can see the sun.

I wish I only worked two days a week and had 5 day weekends.