Your Wish Granted....With a twist

[Cigary]

Originally Posted by royhubbs

Granted but, You are instantly transported to a jail cell with a man named Chester, that has a 1ft square window where you can see the sun.

I wish I only worked two days a week and had 5 day weekends.

Wish granted and your paycheck will reflect that short work week.

I wish AIG would write out a check that would pay off their bailout money and clear the next day while going completely out of business the day after the check clears.

[Ender03]

Originally Posted by Cigary

Wish granted and your paycheck will reflect that short work week.

I wish AIG would write out a check that would pay off their bailout money and clear the next day while going completely out of business the day after the check clears.

granted, but it's drawn from your account by mistake, leaving you in debt

i wish i was a genius

[Kasubot]

Granted but the weight of your genius will kill you

I wish I didnt have to capture home movies for people I dont know.

[bigkev77]

Originally Posted by Kasubot

Granted but the weight of your genius will kill you

I wish I didnt have to capture home movies for people I dont know.

Granted, but now you go to prison for "capturing" people you saw in home movies.

I wish I could punish politicians for taking our money like they are going to do to AIG for doing the same thing.

[royhubbs]

Originally Posted by bigkev77

Granted, but now you go to prison for "capturing" people you saw in home movies.

I wish I could punish politicians for taking our money like they are going to do to AIG for doing the same thing.

Granted but, the maximum punishment is a slap on the wrist. (oh wait that probably is the actual punishment)

I wish I had cable hooked up in my smoking room.

[Cigary]

Originally Posted by royhubbs

Granted but, the maximum punishment is a slap on the wrist. (oh wait that probably is the actual punishment)

I wish I had cable hooked up in my smoking room.

Wish granted but it's from your neighbors that was spliced in by mistake and you are fined big money for fraud and they take your smoking room as collaterol.

I wish I had a money tree in the backyard that grew authentic $20 bills.

[Firerat]

Originally Posted by Cigary

Wish granted but it's from your neighbors that was spliced in by mistake and you are fined big money for fraud and they take your smoking room as collaterol.

I wish I had a money tree in the backyard that grew authentic $20 bills.

Granted...but everyone else knows it's there.

I wish I had a six figure salary.

[K Baz]

Originally Posted by Firerat

Granted...but everyone else knows it's there.

I wish I had a six figure salary.

Granted but now the US Gov't is extending its special AIG Bonus tax to all that make 6 figures or more and your now taxed at 90 %

I wish I had invented post notes (and patented them too).

[Cigary]

Originally Posted by K Baz

Granted but now the US Gov't is extending its special AIG Bonus tax to all that make 6 figures or more and your now taxed at 90 %

I wish I had invented post notes (and patented them too).

Wish granted but someone else came along and outwished you and then "locked" the wish down while stealing the patent and put it in his name instead.

I wish that all of my wishes came true and could not be screwed around with a twist. buhahahahahahaha

[K Baz]

Originally Posted by Cigary

Wish granted but someone else came along and outwished you and then "locked" the wish down while stealing the patent and put it in his name instead.

I wish that all of my wishes came true and could not be screwed around with a twist. buhahahahahahaha

Granted all your wishes come true and none of them were screwed around with any twists ... however having everything you ever wished for and never having to wait for it or work towards a goal you life had lost all meaning and motivation. Your life became empty and with out substance then you wished you had never made your first wish (this wish too wasn't screwed with) and your back to square one.

I wish that my cat crapped behikes instead of gurkhas.

[Ender03]

Originally Posted by K Baz

Granted all your wishes come true and none of them were screwed around with any twists ... however having everything you ever wished for and never having to wait for it or work towards a goal you life had lost all meaning and motivation. Your life became empty and with out substance then you wished you had never made your first wish (this wish too wasn't screwed with) and your back to square one.

I wish that my cat crapped behikes instead of gurkhas.

granted, but they taste like real cat turd

i already had a wish but had to take it. someone else wish

[Cigary]

Originally Posted by Ender03

granted, but they taste like real cat turd

i already had a wish but had to take it. someone else wish

I'll continue the wish,,,,,I wish I was on a Round The World Cruise with the best women cook, hooker, dancer, and massage therapist at my beck and call,,,incindentally, they are all beautiful with no deformaties, no problematic issues,,,,they only want to serve me. Hit me!!!

[SixPackSunday]

Originally Posted by Cigary

I'll continue the wish,,,,,I wish I was on a Round The World Cruise with the best women cook, hooker, dancer, and massage therapist at my beck and call,,,incindentally, they are all beautiful with no deformaties, no problematic issues,,,,they only want to serve me. Hit me!!!

they are all devout lesbians and are physically sick at the thought of sex with a male.

I wish UNC wins its all and duke holds out one more game so i win this year!

[fiddlegrin]

Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

they are all devout lesbians and are physically sick at the thought of sex with a male.

I wish UNC wins its all and duke holds out one more game so i win this year!

GRANTED! But the pool goes bankrupt and can't pay you off!

I wish that I will hook, play and successfully land a 10 lb largemouth bass on my #4 weight flyrod this season.

Howz that for resurecting a thread?

[RCReecer]

Originally Posted by fiddlegrin

GRANTED! But the pool goes bankrupt and can't pay you off!

I wish that I will hook, play and successfully land a 10 lb largemouth bass on my #4 weight flyrod this season.

Howz that for resurecting a thread?

Granted! But the fish slips out of your hands while unhooking it, and you are left with nothing but memories and a tall tale.

I wish Camacho would cut prices by 50%.