Your Wish Granted....With a twist

[fiddlegrin]

Originally Posted by RCReecer

Granted! But the fish slips out of your hands while unhooking it, and you are left with nothing but memories and a tall tale.

WORKS FOR ME! ........... ALLRIGHT!


.[/QUOTE] I wish Camacho would cut prices by 50%.[/QUOTE]

Granted! But they halt all production AND recall ALL existing stock from every vendor!


Here is a diabolical one....

I wish your next cigar will be your best cigar ever!

Ha! ... Deal with that!

[RCReecer]

Well, if you're going to make the wish for me...
Granted, and the stick is never-ending and never goes out...



I wish I was given two weeks of paid vacation every month

[Cigary]

Originally Posted by RCReecer

Well, if you're going to make the wish for me...
Granted, and the stick is never-ending and never goes out...



I wish I was given two weeks of paid vacation every month

Wish granted but unfortunately the next two weeks after you return is without pay because you are taking too much vacation time and karma always has a way of equalizing things.

I wish I could always one putt greens after hitting every green in regulation.

[Tarks]

Originally Posted by Firerat

Granted...but everyone else knows it's there.

I wish I had a six figure salary.

Granted, but your paycheck will be in Mexican pesos!

I wish I could go to space.

[fiddlegrin]

Originally Posted by Tarks

Granted, but your paycheck will be in Mexican pesos!

I wish I could go to space.

Granted, but we will miss ya! .....Ya know...... there is no oxogen in space.... and ya gotta have it for a gar to burn........

I'm just sayin...


[/QUOTE] Cigary's wish got passed so here it is again;

"I wish I could always one putt greens after hitting every green in regulation.". [/QUOTE]

[RCReecer]

Originally Posted by Cigary

I wish I could always one putt greens after hitting every green in regulation.

Granted, but you can't play more than one hole a year.

I wish it was as easy to train my kids to behave as it is to train my dog...

[Nickerson]

Originally Posted by RCReecer

Granted, but you can't play more than one hole a year.

I wish it was as easy to train my kids to behave as it is to train my dog...

Granted, but just like your dog your kids have no problem going #2 on the white rug in your living room.

I wish I could smoke a Padron 1926 40th Anniversary Maduro.

[RCReecer]

Originally Posted by Nickerson

I wish I could smoke a Padron 1926 40th Anniversary Maduro.

Granted -but it wasn't stored properly and splits within the first inch, and releases a swarm of beetles.

I wish it was cheaper to buy Scotch than bottled water.

[Cigary]

Originally Posted by RCReecer

Granted -but it wasn't stored properly and splits within the first inch, and releases a swarm of beetles.

I wish it was cheaper to buy Scotch than bottled water.

Wish granted and all your future buys are those tiny airline size bottles of scotch.

I wish I had a bright Red Ferrari w/horn that plays La Cucaracha everytime I use it.

( Good to have a local Ga. brother in the area,,,you might want to look up another brother on here Tim_D who also lives in Woodstock )

[RCReecer]

Originally Posted by Cigary

Wish granted and all your future buys are those tiny airline size bottles of scotch.

I wish I had a bright Red Ferrari w/horn that plays La Cucaracha everytime I use it.

( Good to have a local Ga. brother in the area,,,you might want to look up another brother on here Tim_D who also lives in Woodstock )

Granted! Buy its a remote controlled Ferrari...on a 1 foot wire...