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Old 03-07-2009, 03:08 AM   #1
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Your Wish Granted....With a twist
The rules are simple . Grant the wish of the person above you, with a horrible twist of some sort, and then post a wish of your own!

For example:

First Post:
I wish my Humidor wasn't so empty.

Second Poster:
Granted.
Its full of Dutch Masters.

I wish My dog would stop barking.


So to start it off:

I wish the bars would be open on Sundays.
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Old 03-07-2009, 09:00 AM   #2
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[quote=Kasubot;2589833]The rules are simple . Grant the wish of the person above you, with a horrible twist of some sort,



I wish the bars would be open on Sundays.

Granted.... but they only serve peppermint schnapps.



I wish hot dogs weren't made out of bungholes and lips.
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Old 03-07-2009, 02:48 PM   #3
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Re: Your Wish Granted....With a twist
Granted!! Now they are made of brains and eyballs.





I wish that it wasn't so darn cold in March!
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Old 03-07-2009, 10:41 PM   #4
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Granted now its F***ing cold in March


I wish there was a place i could smoke inside on campus.
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Old 03-08-2009, 12:43 AM   #5
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granted, but its only allowed at the bottom of the pool.

i wish schip wasnt hitting april first.
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Old 03-08-2009, 04:22 AM   #6
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Granted, it goes into effect immediately!

I wish I had more money.
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Old 03-08-2009, 12:07 PM   #7
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Granted, it goes into effect immediately!

I wish I had more money.
Granted! But the IRS has siezed ALL your assets and frozen ALL your accounts!


I wish I had a 12" pianist.
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Old 03-08-2009, 02:03 PM   #8
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Re: Your Wish Granted....With a twist
I wish I had a 12" pianist.

Granted, but you have a bad heart and don't have the BP to get it to work...

I wish I was back on the beach in Cabo smoking a nice Cuban..
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Old 03-08-2009, 02:04 PM   #9
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Granted but you have to play without your hands and eat a bottle of Viagra.

I wish my 401k didn't disappear into nothing.
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Old 03-08-2009, 08:19 PM   #10
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Granted but you have to play without your hands and eat a bottle of Viagra.

I wish my 401k didn't disappear into nothing.
Granted but you are framed for murder and must go on the run to hunt down the one armed man.

I wish I was an extremely wealthy inventor
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Granted but you are framed for murder and must go on the run to hunt down the one armed man.

I wish I was an extremely wealthy inventor

granted, but you invested all of your money in madoff's ponzi scam

i wish i had a good cuban to smoke tonight.
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Old 03-08-2009, 09:56 PM   #12
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granted, but you invested all of your money in madoff's ponzi scam

i wish i had a good cuban to smoke tonight.
Granted but the crematorium called and they said he isn't finished as of yet and "smoking" him will cost extra.

I wish it was May 1st so I can go on my Carribean Cruise.
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:35 AM   #13
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Granted but the crematorium called and they said he isn't finished as of yet and "smoking" him will cost extra.

I wish it was May 1st so I can go on my Carribean Cruise.
Granted but you arent allowed off the boat.

I wish I had a bigger humidor.
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I wish I had a bigger humidor.
To easy - Granted you have a huge humidor but nothing to go in it

I wish I could find some Monte Jars at a reasonable price
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Old 03-12-2009, 01:28 PM   #15
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To easy - Granted you have a huge humidor but nothing to go in it

I wish I could find some Monte Jars at a reasonable price

Granted! But you will NEVER be able to get the sticks out of the jars!


I wish that I will hit a "hole in one" the next time I go golfing.
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