The Most Interesting Man in the World

[mrreindeer]

The Most Interesting Man in the World is a character created by Dos Equis in a new ad campaign. Well, I guess it ain't so new now but it is to me.

Check him out here.

It's definitely worth a little bit of your time.

And here are some quotes the man may, or may not, have uttered (my faves in bold/italics):

When it is raining, it is because he is sad.

Even his parrot's advice is insightful.

If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.

His shirts never wrinkle.

He is left-handed. And right-handed.

Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.

He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.

You can see his charisma from space.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me.

When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.

If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th, in case his Cinco parties run long.

The Mayans prophecized his birth.

Even lucha libres remove their masks in his presence.

He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.

He serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.

He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet.

He has been pronounced dead 7 times...make that 8.

His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.

He can't be bought, but his beard clippings have been know to show up on auction.

He has never lost a sock.

If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.

Pretty damn funny stuff.

[mrreindeer]

B-U-M-P

[Jack Straw]

Reminds me of the chuck norris facts.

[mrreindeer]

Oh sh!t....I vaguely remember that Andrew...

[scottw]

Originally Posted by Jack Straw

Reminds me of the chuck norris facts.

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity...................he got it back.

Chuck Norris's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd. Why??? Because Chuck Norris cannot be fooled!

[Jack Straw]

Hah, yeah they've been around for a while, I'd guess they used that as an inspiration for this. Still funny though!

Chuck Norris Facts

[Jack Straw]

Originally Posted by scottw

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity...................he got it back.

Chuck Norris's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd. Why??? Because Chuck Norris cannot be fooled!

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris.

[scottw]

Originally Posted by Jack Straw

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now referred to simply as "the islands"

Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.

[Jack Straw]

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

[scottw]

nice

[mrreindeer]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.....

ROLLING....all over the place

[Sweet_Cigars]

I started a Chuck Norris joke thread in the Jokes forum, we should get some of these in there, pretty funny stuff.

[scottw]

Originally Posted by Sweet_Cigars

I started a Chuck Norris joke thread in the Jokes forum, we should get some of these in there, pretty funny stuff.

I agree Vince, good stuff right here.

[scottw]

Santa Claus used to exist before he forgot to get Chuck Norris a present.

Chuck Norris could make a paraplegic run for his life.

[mc2712]

All great stuff!!!!!!!!!!