sum b*tch

[BigBuddha76]

well, went to the car in the morning and noticed something odd. my console was open, change missing, etc.

seems overnight my car was broken (not really "broken") into. taken were my wallet, cell phone, Colibri Quantum lighter (gift from my wife 14 years ago, I know a Colibri older than 6 months still working, its a museum piece), change, the kids dvd players, and 6 NUb habanos out of my otterbox.

how did this happen?

now, I lock my car as I get out every night when I get home from work...so how did my car get robbed if I locked it as I got out...did I forget?

no...

seems my wonderful wife went into my car to get the tire gauge and "forgot" to lock the door...

and the cop tells me its my fault my stuff got stolen, I shouldnt have left it in the car...

shouldn't the degenerates not BE STEALING MY SHIT?

dammit, this is the second time I get robbed in 4 years. I live in PA my whole life and never get robbed. Move to VA 4 years ago and get robbed TWICE.

I hope the cigars were rolled by a syphilitic gonorrhitic whore with crabs and the turds that are smoking them now get the drips and crabs and gonorrhea of the throat. I hope the lighter decided to malfunction and explode taking their heads off while it does it (although they would probably be able to survive without heads as they have no brains). I hope they get the ear cancer trying to use my phone.

at least when they stole the DVD players they forgot to steal the power cord...making them useless

[joncaputo]

You should do the following:

Rent a car. Put in the car some crap like a dvd player, cigars, another lighter, and like 40 dollars cash.

Make sure the loot is visible from the outside of the car.

Leave the door unlocked.

Camp out.

Wait for the thief

And then smash their skull with a bat.

[joncaputo]

Oh and a hidden camera for all this would be fantastic...send it up to youtube and post a link here

:0

[BigBuddha76]

as long as you'll bail me out...cuz the bat would be replaced by me curb stomping the buggers ala American History X...

chicklets scattered everywhere

here's what the lighter looked like:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Colibri-Quantum-...3%3A1|294%3A50

didnt have the Astral logo on it...and back in the day it cost my wife $100

[Cypress]

I am sorry to hear that. I wish I had some maduro nubs or else I would send you some.

[BigBuddha76]

at least they didnt get any of the motorcycle parts I had in the back of the car

[slyder]

i had some meth heads steal an old AC unit i had behind my garage. The compressor was shot and I didnt want to pay to have it hauled off so they actually did me a favor. I suppose they tried to sell it for copper. Prolly got a wopping $10!

[cp478]

that sucks man, i can't stand a thief!

[scottw]

Originally Posted by joncaputo

You should do the following:

Rent a car. Put in the car some crap like a dvd player, cigars, another lighter, and like 40 dollars cash.

Make sure the loot is visible from the outside of the car.

Leave the door unlocked.

Camp out.

Wait for the thief

And then smash their skull with a bat.

Gotta go with Mr. Jon on this one

[BigBuddha76]

Originally Posted by joncaputo

You should do the following:

Rent a car. Put in the car some crap like a dvd player, cigars, another lighter, and like 40 dollars cash.

Make sure the loot is visible from the outside of the car.

Leave the door unlocked.

Camp out.

Wait for the thief

And then smash their skull with a bat.

well, since I finally got the check for the stoner who rear ended my car a couple weeks ago (a whole other story) I'll be getting a rental while it gets fixed...maybe time to do it

[fuente~fuente]

We'll they don't have this problem in countries were they cut off your fingers if your caught stealing.

Unfortunately criminals have rights here.

[Tarks]

Brutal man. I feel your pain. My car got broken into a few weeks back.

[c2000]

You do know in most states that it is a capitol offense to steal cigars or golf clubs..


Jerry in Minnesota.

[fiddlegrin]

Damn it that sucks!

I feel your pain Zack! Sorry to hear that it happened...

Fricken little weasles!

[wisdomwalker]

Dude... That really sucks! I hate people who can't keep their Fu@$ing hands off other people's stuff. You work hard to get nice things, because you like to have nice things, Not because you want someone else to take your things and sell them on the street for crack money.