You know you may be sliding way down the slope when...

[Juicestain]

I recevied 4 pieces of mail today.

1. A very nice cigar bomb from shuckins

2. New CI catalog

3. New Cigar Aficionado

4. Costco sales flier

75% of my mail is cigar related. Hmm...

[fiddlegrin]

In the voice of Jeff Foxworthy;

(1) If your UPS driver sees you more than your best buddies...... You might be on a slippery slope!

Who else can think of one of these?

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[TMMT]

Yeah I think I'm the reason my Postman now smokes cigars, saw him with what smelled like a swisher sweets, I don't think they are supposed to smoke on route but I ain't telling!

[Cigary]

You start buying cooleradors and humidors before you even start buying more cigars.
You have your online sources for cigars on speed dial.
You use RH in a sentence more than 5 times a day.

[tmanqz]

You bring your laptop to work, stop every 15 miles to check the next stick on the jumbalaya.

[jessejava187]

When you spend most of your work week on internet reading about cigars, when you get a catalogs from CI, cigars.com, Thopsom Cigar, When every B&M knows you by your frist name and when you have PAYpoop account. But really as a Member of AA whos has been sober for 2 years, i was looking for something to be proud of to be part of outside the rooms of AA and this is the best thing that has happen to me, I love the friendship and just to sit around and debate cigars, i thank you all, If there are anyothers members of AA please PM me, i would love to talk to you.

[scottw]

If you were shocked the first time that you found out that Jambalaya is a creole dish featuring rice and seafood, you might be on the slope!

If your kids think that "Cigar Monster" is a character on Sesame Street, you might be on the slope.

If you can use a double guillotine cutter to clip your fingernails without getting hurt, you might be on the slope.

[Juicestain]

Originally Posted by Cigary

You use RH in a sentence more than 5 times a day.

Originally Posted by scottw

If your kids think that "Cigar Monster" is a character on Sesame Street, you might be on the slope.

Good ones

[Juicestain]

Originally Posted by tmanqz

You bring your laptop to work, stop every 15 miles to check the next stick on the jumbalaya.

I have been eyeballing netbooks just for this purpose...

[Cigary]

Originally Posted by Juicestain

I have been eyeballing netbooks just for this purpose...

I have 2 laptops so I feel your pain. Im totally lost and fell down the slope some time ago. Everytime I get back up I get hit with another deal I can't live without. I don't know why they just don't change the name to Crack Bid or Crack Monster as it's the same thing.

[commonsenseman]

If you spend more time on cbid than sleeping, you might be on the slippery slope.

If you wake up in the middle of the night shouting "am I still the high bidder??!!", you might be on the slippery slope.

If you put off homework to "look" at your stash, you might be on the slippery slope.

If you have a cigar for breakfast, literally, you might be way past the slippery slope, it might be so far behind you in the distance you can't even see it anymore.

[tmanqz]

If cant sleep and you have to get up 7:00am to work, because your so excited you finally got those Decades on Joes Jam.

[audio1der]

If you pick up two Vinos and when the wife asks what you're doing with them and you to tell her they're to supplement the 2 existing bar fridges, cooloerdor and overflowador AND SHE'S NOT SURPRISED ANYMORE, you've fallen down the slope.

when you have more sticks (both count and value) in the mail en route to you than you had in the first few years of smoking, you've fallen down the slope.

[fiddlegrin]

Originally Posted by commonsenseman

If you have a cigar for breakfast, literally, you might be way past the slippery slope, it might be so far behind you in the distance you can't even see it anymore.

Haaahaahaahaaha!

The slope is a DOT to You!

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[fiddlegrin]

[QUOTE=audio1der;2695363]If you pick up two Vinos and when the wife asks what you're doing with them and you to tell her they're to supplement the 2 existing bar fridges, cooloerdor and overflowador AND SHE'S NOT SURPRISED ANYMORE, you've fallen down the slope.QUOTE]


Nice job de-sensitising your Wifey! ............


GARY!!!!!!! Did you see this??????


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