Gimme a Butt Light! A Bud Light? (Real News)

[Aaron]

Operation removes lightbulb from anus

Thu Jun 29, 7:34 AM ET
MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

More photos.

[Alpedhuez55]

Well, that Dr. did a great job removing that lightbulb from Fateh's Pooper.

I think we have finally found just the right Doctor to remove that Stick that is stuck up Aaron's....

Oh, Nevermind

[Millow]

How could someone not wake up when there is a light bulb being shoved up his ass?

[Blueface]

Mohammad was quoted as saying:
"Now I truly see the light!"

Also:
"That was an electricfying experience!"

And:
"Somehow, I feel I was screwed!"

And:
"My cell mate just "turns" me on!"

[OilMan]

Originally Posted by Millow

How could someone not wake up when there is a light bulb being shoved up his ass?

now that is funny

[smitdavi]

that takes one talented surgeon to take that out and not break it. All those hours of playing Operation came in handy imo.

[TTgirl]

Reminds me of all those stories you read about shootings - "The gun just went off."

So in this case - "The lightbulb just... went up my ass."

Riiiiight.

BTW, I clicked on the "more pictures" link, and Pakistani prisons must be hell on earth. That 40-something guy looks more like he's 70-something.

[White97Jimmy]

Hell yeah its hell on earth...I mean, he's serving four years just for making alcohol.

[Aaron]

Mohammed was clearly enlightened by his prison experience...

[cigar_040]

Being in the X-ray field, your not surprised to what you'll see.......!!

Seen some interesting things in my time. This however, it's a 1st !!!!

Poor s.o.b. is lucky it didn't bust !!

[Zenistar]

Originally Posted by cigar_040

Poor s.o.b. is lucky it didn't bust !!

Ouch, reminds me of a torture method that involves a piece of copper pipe and a piece of barbed wire / razor wire.

[doctorcue]

Originally Posted by cigar_040

Being in the X-ray field, your not surprised to what you'll see.......!!

Seen some interesting things in my time. This however, it's a 1st !!!!

Poor s.o.b. is lucky it didn't bust !!

OK... you have to say some of the craziest things you have seen!!!

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by doctorcue

OK... you have to say some of the craziest things you have seen!!!

Ditto.

Also, what would have happened had it broken inside?
I assume he would have sliced up hemorrhoids.
Anything worse other than that?
Not that I have any freaking plans.
Just curious.
That is all.
I swear.
I mean it.
Not kidding.
Would never dream of it.
Oops, pardon me while I adjust my bike seat.

[cigar_040]

Originally Posted by doctorcue

OK... you have to say some of the craziest things you have seen!!!

Years ago........there was this couple (m/f). Let's just say she was using something for her....in him. I guess in the heat of passion, she got carried away. This electo-mechanical device shaped like a La Aurora Prefidio Case decided to go past the point of no return. Well they come to the hospital and he makes it to the x-ray dept......not really saying what happened. Much to the amazement of us when we see this "toy" halfway up this guy. Needless to say....he went to surgery, reports were....it was still going when they got it out !! I guess this would be a great "plug" for Energizer......


Then of course they're the pierced body parts.....hi/low that make you take a double look.

Bullets are always interesting also....2 this week in one person!!

Ah yes.....the suck on a penny to avoid a DUI. Doesn't work when you swallowed it ! Last month on that.

Now you have a glimplse into what I do at work.....if I am working and not on here !!

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by cigar_040

Ah yes.....the suck on a penny to avoid a DUI. Doesn't work when you swallowed it !

Never heard of that.
How is that suppose to work?