Senator Explains How to Get Stuck in Iraq

[Aaron]

Who said this today?

“[SIZE=5]You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t,[/SIZE][SIZE=5] you get stuck in Iraq[/SIZE].”

[SIZE=3]Watch the video[/SIZE]

Oh... our servicemen are incapable of studying hard and doing their homework and making an effort to be smart.

Senator Gigolo could have been our Commander in Chief.

Not thrilled with second term Dubya, but in retrospect, we lucked out.

JFK just gave Karl Rove his October Surprise. Just replay this over and over and both houses will stay in the GOP a week from today. Oh, and Sean Penn's head would implode. It's worth voting GOP just to see that.

Ya know, if this thread was moved to the jokes forum, that'd be appropriate. The guy quoted is a joke.

[SIZE=1]And so is the guy quoting the quote.[/SIZE]

[TechMetalMan]

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[c2000]

John Kerry,,,,what do I win..........? I was one of those dumb guys during the Vietnam war..


Jerry in Minnesota.

[Corona Gigante]

Originally Posted by c2000

John Kerry,,,,what do I win..........? I was one of those dumb guys during the Vietnam war..


Jerry in Minnesota.

Heh! So was he!

By that "stuck in Iraq" jab, are you sure he's talking about the troops? My first thought was that he was referring to the POTUS (a C student...with a grade point average of 2.35 out of a possible 4.00, according to Wikipedia).

It's a shame that this idiot and Al Gore before him are the best the Dems could do in coming up with Presidential candidates. The last thing this country needs in the Oval Office is another patrician stuffed shirt corporate whore.

[beezer]

I see Kerry put on his Hanoi Jane costume for Halloween.

JFK didn't even help himself in the follow-up speach today. As per JKF's comments today, it is up to Bush to apoligize to the troops for JFK's insults!! That's balls, man (or a total lack of connection with the real world!) He still does not get it: Words have meanings!

BTW, what has happened to Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid? If they are not actively condemning these insults of Kerry's, then they must support them, right?????????

I feel bad for the main stream democrats, I really do - no joking, really. While the media slams Bush for every lingusist errors, the people chosen by the DNC to speak for the demo's are tearing the base of that party to pieces with their out-of-touch rantings! It has got to be driving the everyday democrats (you know the ones: blue-collar working class) crazy, because the crap falling out of the mouths of Kerry, Gore, Pelosi and Reid is so far away from what makes up the idology of the old line democrats. And, with the mainstream press falling all over anything that comes out of the mouth of the Kerry and Gore cronies, there is even less outlets for the working class democrats to have their principles stated. Got to be frustrating to the democrats to get this close to election date, and have Kerry running his mouth in such a no-win rant!

[KASR]

I'm just gonna pretend that we have good leaders in America...... {thud}


KASR

[ATLHARP]

Originally Posted by Corona Gigante

Heh! So was he!

By that "stuck in Iraq" jab, are you sure he's talking about the troops? My first thought was that he was referring to the POTUS (a C student...with a grade point average of 2.35 out of a possible 4.00, according to Wikipedia).

It's a shame that this idiot and Al Gore before him are the best the Dems could do in coming up with Presidential candidates. The last thing this country needs in the Oval Office is another patrician stuffed shirt corporate whore.

Well,

Maybe that is the best they could do. In reality Gore is a savvy politician who has remade himself from a blue collar moderate Pro-Life Democrat to some netroots wacko enviromental warrior. Gore is not stupid but a pure opportunist who sees which way the current has been blowing. He knows where the money is and also what makes the hard-left wackos that are the backbone of Democratic Party today tick. By far IMHO, he is an assured front runner for the Democratic nomination because unlike John Kerry and Hillary Clinton he is the ONLY serious Democrat in 2008 that opposed the Iraq invasion in 2003 (He was all for regime change in 1998, but maybe he can nuiance his position like most liberals do when they talk about taxes,defense,guns, etc.....).

Kerry on the other hand is a full out douche bag and a terrible candidate. He is utterly worthless even among liberal circles (which is saying alot!) and shows the absolute vacuous nature of the Democratic Party on just about every issue of importance today. In other words, he is the epitome of the modern Democratic Party today.

ATL

[Alpedhuez55]

Originally Posted by Aaron

Oh, and Sean Penn's head would implode. It's worth voting GOP just to see that.

Please, I have been waiting for Alec Baldwin to move to france for 6 years now!!!

Kerry is an idiot. And he is too full of himself to realize that his statement was an insult too the troops.

[cigar no baka]

Kerry was an is an opportunistic, blue-blooded elitist clod who tried to masquerade as an ordinairy man who was a man of the people.

Gore is a bore who changes with the winds. And a man whose family made a ton of money off of oil, but poses as an environmentalist since it gets his pictures in the paper and his words in print.

[AAlmeter]

The ones stuck in Iraq are the ones with balls and heart....IQ has no bearing on it. Some of my friends over there are of average intelligence, some well surpassed that mark....and it doesn't matter whether their stripes are on their shoulders or their arms either. Black, white, or Hispanic, their one common characteristic was the fact that they were all out-f'in-standing guys who I am f'in proud to know.


The ones who didn't do their homework....they are liberals. That's why they need their hands held through retirement savings, food choices, gun ownership, how to learn English, their entire education, how not to get knocked up at age 13, job loss, medical decisions, etc. etc. etc. That entire side of the spectrum is filled with the incompetent, a handful who buy into the pseudo-intellectual superiority, and a ton of sleazebags and hacks who thrive off of the inabilities and fears of others (Kerry).



On a related note:

Gosh, I sure do hope the good Senator raises my taxes to create a non-intrusive, self-esteem building after school program that will help me do my homework without the harshness of a merit based grading system so I don't end up as an invader of Iraq! Save me, save me!


[SIZE="1"]f'in sackless nitwits[/SIZE]

[Alpedhuez55]

Originally Posted by cigar no baka

Kerry was an is an opportunistic, blue-blooded elitist clod who tried to masquerade as an ordinairy man who was a man of the people.

Actually, he is more like Anna Nicole Smith in a Brooks Brother Suit, or a Yuppie K-Fed.

I am glad that I am moving out of Massachusetts and in 7 days!!! My two senators are both a disgrace!!!

[Aaron]

Originally Posted by Alpedhuez55

Actually, he is more like Anna Nicole Smith in a Brooks Brother Suit, or a Yuppie K-Fed.

I am glad that I am moving out of Massachusetts and in 7 days!!! My two senators are both a disgrace!!!

I'd invite you, but I live in the capital of Aztlan, home to the most rapid outdoor smoking ban legislation, Berkeley, Hollyweird, Pelosi and Feinstein...

[Aaron]

Originally Posted by Alpedhuez55

Actually, he is more like Anna Nicole Smith in a Brooks Brother Suit, or a Yuppie K-Fed.

I'd prefer that suit off the rack.

[Alpedhuez55]

Originally Posted by Aaron

I'd invite you, but I live in the capital of Aztlan, home to the most rapid outdoor smoking ban legislation, Berkeley, Hollyweird, Pelosi and Feinstein...

Actually, I have an ex girlfriend who lives out there who keeps telling me to go there for a few days and spend a weekend with her at a Santa Monica B&B breaking sodomy laws!!!

Cali was a lost cause when the Illegal Alien Fraud Vote booted Bob Dornan out of congress. He was my favorite congressman ever. I know he could come across a little out there at times, but he had real convictions. He was an honest and religous man but presented his arguments with passion.

If we had a few hundred men like Bob in congress, our country would be a lot better off.