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This is a discussion on Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville within the General Discussion forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=40210 you just can not make this stuff up. Stacey...
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Old 12-05-2006, 04:43 PM   #1
 
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http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=40210



you just can not make this stuff up.



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Old 12-05-2006, 04:49 PM   #2
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Re: Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville
Who needs deodorant when you can just carry around some matches.
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Old 12-05-2006, 05:08 PM   #3
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Well chit...
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How dumb! She must be full of hot air!

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Old 12-05-2006, 07:57 PM   #5
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Re: Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville
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The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor
OMG, what was she doing? Lighting her farts?

Does this mean terrorists will be replacing shoe bombs with chili and cabbage?
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Old 12-05-2006, 08:24 PM   #6
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Ya try to be nice........
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My neighbor works for American Airlines - I called her to see if she had the poop on this story -



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Old 12-05-2006, 09:42 PM   #8
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Re: Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville
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you just can not make this stuff up.



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sorry double post
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Re: Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville
Had she struck a match and ignited the methane flatulence fumes, things could have gone wrong real quick!

Newsflash - if someone has a medical condition and thinks that lighting matches at 40000 feet will help mask the issue, they shouldnt get on a plane in the first place!
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Had she struck a match and ignited the methane flatulence fumes, things could have gone wrong real quick!

Newsflash - if someone has a medical condition and thinks that lighting matches at 40000 feet will help mask the issue, they shouldnt get on a plane in the first place!
How does one disagree with this?
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:21 PM   #12
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I would have just put it out there that I have a medical condition and you cant stop me
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Re: Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville
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My neighbor works for American Airlines - I called her to see if she had the poop on this story -



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Old 12-06-2006, 04:10 PM   #14
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Re: Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville
I don't ever bother with matches...

I rely on the "you smelt, you dealt it" defence... and also the follow up "you denied it, you supplied it" retort.
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Re: Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville
The story I read made it sound like this is a condition for this individual and that another airline won't even board her anymore.
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