Who's the Biggest Celebrity Train Wreck?

[Studebaker]

We've seen a lot of celebrity train wrecks and meltdowns lately. Who's the biggest?

[Ermo]

Michael Jackson. Hands down.

[c-poc]

I'm writing in Gary Busey.... That dude is crazy

[BigGreg]

Britney is the current fixation in media attention but all the listed celebs are off the wall its pretty sad too because people continue to support and envy them.

[havana_lover]

paris hilton.. I hate her, I wish she would,,,,, well nevermind..

[Bobb]

Tom Cruise. That guy is nuts!!

[oddball]

I voted for B. Spears.
But in the firearms world, a much smaller arena, Jim Zumbo beats her for total overall meltdown.

[Ashcan Bill]

Originally Posted by oddball

But in the firearms world, a much smaller arena, Jim Zumbo beats her for total overall meltdown.

Yup. Zumbo's marketability as a gun rag writer is gone. Hope he's back on his meds.

[Mr.Maduro]

I would vote for Lindsay Low-life, but was she ever really a celebrity???

[c-poc]

I hate Hollywood.

[SDmate]

as they say in NZ
Britney ain't the full tin a biscuits
driving a ferrari with a kid on ya lap
if it was anyone else they'd of been arrested for child endangerment

now she shaves her head & spends a few hours in rehab...
beat the side of a photographers car with an umbrella
as the say...there no such thing as bad press

[kansashat]

I'd have to vote for Anna Nicole.........for obvious reasons.

[Trumpet]

Leif Garrett

[Studebaker]

Bump

The poll is closed, but it's interesting to look back and do a "where are they now?" recap. Of the 3 celebs I listed at the end of February we have:

Britney: in and out of rehab, close shaves, etc.
Lindsey: in and out of rehab, car wrecks, drug possession
Paris: jailhouse/courthouse meltdown extraordinaire.....

I finally realized these useless sacs of protoplasm do serve a useful purpose for humanity. There's a poster you can buy at despair.com that says, "It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others." All of us who are dads of teenage girls should thank these people for giving us good examples to point our daughters toward. (Of what happens to people who act like complete morons.)