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[edisonbird]

HEHEHEHE in the only football game that means anything at all USNA defeats usma, even at 2-10 as long as we BEAT ARMY it is a winning season.}> }> }> }> }> }> }>

[tbateman]

Woohoo! At least them ociffers are goos for something!

[2chairs]

Navy QB has an awesome day. What a leader!

Obviously he'll have to go to the USMC after graduation. It would be a shame to waste leadership talent like that in the Navy. ;-) :-)

[edisonbird]

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Dec-09-02 AT 120 PM (CDT)]Everyone knows that the Marine Corps is just another part of the Navy.lol}>

A sailor in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, ''Wanna hear a MARINE joke?''

The guy next to him replies, ''Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a MARINE. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'' tall, weighs 225, and he's a MARINE. The fella next to him is 6'5'' tall, weighs 250, and he's also a MARINE. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?''

The sailor says, ''Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times.''

[2chairs]

USMC Rules for Gun Fighting

1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Your life is expensive.

3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly.

5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)

6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.

7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.

9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.

10. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME.

11. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

12. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

13. Have a plan.

14. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.

15. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.

16. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

17. Don't drop your guard.

18. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.

19. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them).

20. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.

21. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

22. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

23. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

24. Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

25. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a ".4"

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Navy Rules to Gun Fighting

1. Go to Sea
2. Send in the Marines
3. Retreat from fighting area
4. Drink Coffee


:7 ;-)

[edisonbird]

Everybody knows how gung-ho marines are, and how they're always looking for things to volunteer for, right? well, a marine sees a flyer that is advertising a project to cross a human male with a female gorilla. The flyer asks him to participate in the project for $500. the guy figures, okay, and he goes to the research facility where the experiment is going on. he walks in, and the project director shows him the gorilla. The marine thinks for a minute, then says, "okay, I've got three conditions. first, no kissing. i'm not gonna kiss that hairy beast. second, I'm not gonna spend the night. I'm gonna do my thing and leave." The director says that he has no problem with these two conditions. "so what's your final one?" he asks. "Well, times are tough, and I don't have the $500. do you think we could work out a payment plan?"

President Clinton arrived in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He stepped out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reached the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply saluted him as usual.
Clinton spoke, "I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full."
Marine responded, "Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs Sir!"
Clinton said, "These aren't just ordinary pigs Marine, they're pure Arkansas Razorbacks!"
Marine replied, "Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!"
"I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea," spoke Clinton.
Marine said, "Yes Sir! Good trade Sir!"

[2chairs]

Here's how good the Navy is at organizing things.

Operational Situation: Attend Navy - Air Force football game
Grade: A

Orders: Tape letters on back that spell out "GO NAVY"
Grade: A

Tactics: Keep everyone together and in proper order.
Grade: F






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[edisonbird]

OOOHHHH that hurts. Just remember that all those people you just refered to may be on the front lines shortly. It is just a ruse to mix up the letters to fool the enemy into thinking we aren't organized. GO NAVY(marines too)}>

[edisonbird]

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Dec-09-02 AT 04:42 PM (CDT)]New special forces outside of Atlanta.



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[Drewsky]

Great stuff Guys LMAO!:7

[2chairs]

Shiiiiiiatttt!

Two of those guys are my drinkin' bros! ;-) :7

[2chairs]

>Just remember that all those people you just refered to may be on the front lines shortly.

Navy? Front lines? In a hot LZ? That'll be a first.

BTW: I'm joking of course. ;-) (I think)

[rkt]

LMAO!!!

It just makes you wonder what a group of "good ol'boys"
would really be capable of if they were let loose on the
Al Quieda.:+

[A4stogies]