Ho Ho Ho... Alpedhuez55, My, my what a cellar you have!

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Old Santa's gonna have a hard time with you, Alpedhuez55! You have quite a collection and it's going to be pretty tough to surprise you. Santa has a deep bag, though!

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Oh Alpedhuez... Santa's been hitting up his little helper too often and now he's so hung over that he can't think out of the box about what you might like. Give the old guy a hint! Otherwise, you're going to get this really old dried out krumble cake. Wait, or is that coal?! The fat one is not only losing his mind, but also referring to himself in the third person, exclusively.

[Secret Pipe Santa]

I haven't seen ma boy round these parts in a while! The old man needs some shopping suggestions or he's going to have to go into the "inventory" and grab some stuff to throw into a box. While I've never tried it, I don't think that coal rubs out to easily and I don't think it tastes very good either. I won't even get into what it does to a pipe (you thought latakia left a ghost!). Step right up alpedhuez... gimme a clue!

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Originally Posted by Secret Pipe Santa

I haven't seen ma boy round these parts in a while! The old man needs some shopping suggestions or he's going to have to go into the "inventory" and grab some stuff to throw into a box. While I've never tried it, I don't think that coal rubs out to easily and I don't think it tastes very good either. I won't even get into what it does to a pipe (you thought latakia left a ghost!). Step right up alpedhuez... gimme a clue!

Hmm.... guess you're not interested. That's fine... Santa would love to take Christmas off this year. Mmmm mm sitting by the fire with a bowl of Balkan Sobranie. Nice glass of Scotch... extended vacation.... not much better than that.

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Still nothing Al?

[IHT]

Originally Posted by Secret Pipe Santa

Still nothing Al?

Mike, have you seen this?

what about some balloons?

[Alpedhuez55]

Originally Posted by Secret Pipe Santa

Oh Alpedhuez... Santa's been hitting up his little helper too often and now he's so hung over that he can't think out of the box about what you might like. Give the old guy a hint! Otherwise, you're going to get this really old dried out krumble cake. Wait, or is that coal?! The fat one is not only losing his mind, but also referring to himself in the third person, exclusively.

Sorry Santa, I was away for a little bit in November and missed your post. And if Overpriced Athletes can talk in the third person, then Old St. Nick sertainly can!!!

I like suprises!!! Though I am not a big fan of the Aromatic flavored stuff. And if one of the shops near the North Pole has a good house blend, then I wiould not mind a little sample. I guess I could uses a new Pipe Lighter, since my Zippo's never seem to work that well.

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but fortunately my elves at the USPS deliver no matter the weather. Your little parcel will be flying tomorrow. You know that the economy is in trouble when even Santa is outsourcing!

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Oof Santa just came to after a bender of epic proportions. I don't even know what happened! All I see around here is an empty bottle of Aberlour A'bunadh, 2 empty cases of Dogfish Head Indian Brown Ale, a nearly empty box of vintage RASS, a half empty tin of Bohemian Scandal, and 3 empty boxes of peanut butter cookies

Along with the mess is a slip from 12/19 that your box shipped out. They say it should be there in time for Christmas. Good thing Santa's elves are working while he's getting shitfaced! Santa does want to apologize fore being so late in getting the box out, though.

[Alpedhuez55]

Originally Posted by Secret Pipe Santa

Along with the mess is a slip from 12/19 that your box shipped out. They say it should be there in time for Christmas. Good thing Santa's elves are working while he's getting shitfaced! Santa does want to apologize fore being so late in getting the box out, though.

Package arrived safe and sound!!! Though the mailman knocked on the door and my dog Parker was sleeping right on the other side. I have never heard Parker bark like that before!!! Now I have to put it under the tree and wait until Christmas Eve to open it.

[Alpedhuez55]

Got a very nice selection of tobaccos!!! I will post some pics soon!!!