Ho Ho Ho Croatan

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Santa is very dissappointed with your list my dear boy, very brief and vague. Although you may have lawyer money, maybe even IHT money, you must provide more detail. For instance, how do you store your pipes? do you have too many? The PCCA request will be deliberated on by the elves and they should let me know if it'll be tins of excellent tobacco or tins of Santa's pipe ash. Tis the season!

[IHT]

he's got IHT type money, alright. that's why we're splitting a room at the hillbilly herf. damn Motel 6's are expensive these days.

[croatan]

Originally Posted by IHT

he's got IHT type money, alright. that's why we're splitting a room at the hillbilly herf. damn Motel 6's are expensive these days.

Get it right. We're sharing a junior suite at the Motel 6. Only the best for two folks with IHT-type money.

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I'm pretty good on my pipes right now, Santa. When not in use, most of them sit on a little display stand on the wall. There's probably a picture of it somewhere on the site. I'll look a little later.

I left the list a little vague on purpose, but I'll think on it some, too.

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Well well mr S[SIZE="1"]cro[/SIZE]ATAN....coinicidence? I think not...

Due to a unfortunate miscommunication with the elves I believe they found you some things you may not have any need for. None the less its far to close to Christmas to send you home empty handed and as such you'll be getting a package of tinned reindeer turds which the head elf Panza believes will be suitable for you this year.

I instructed the elves to mark the year on the tins but Im not so certain they managed to get the last pair of tins labeled, no matter because I believe they are stamped on the bottom of the tin anyway.

[croatan]

Originally Posted by Secret Pipe Santa

Well well mr S[SIZE="1"]cro[/SIZE]ATAN....coinicidence? I think not...

Due to a unfortunate miscommunication with the elves I believe they found you some things you may not have any need for. None the less its far to close to Christmas to send you home empty handed and as such you'll be getting a package of tinned reindeer turds which the head elf Panza believes will be suitable for you this year.

I instructed the elves to mark the year on the tins but Im not so certain they managed to get the last pair of tins labeled, no matter because I believe they are stamped on the bottom of the tin anyway.

Thanks, Santa! I greatly look forward to the tinned reindeer turds. I've always wondered: do tinned reindeer turds smell like ketchup when fresh?

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Well well SCROT[SIZE="1"]atan[/SIZE] my minions tell me that the sack of coal was dropped off at your door a day or two ago. Let me know yo received it oky so I dont have to dispatch the emergency shipment of tinned coal and lawyer soul

[The Professor]

Originally Posted by Secret Pipe Santa

Well well SCROT[SIZE="1"]atan[/SIZE] my minions tell me that the sack of coal was dropped off at your door a day or two ago. Let me know yo received it oky so I dont have to dispatch the emergency shipment of tinned coal and lawyer soul

It's a trick, James -- we all know lawyers don't *have* souls!!!

[croatan]

Originally Posted by Secret Pipe Santa

Well well SCROT[SIZE="1"]atan[/SIZE] my minions tell me that the sack of coal was dropped off at your door a day or two ago. Let me know yo received it oky so I dont have to dispatch the emergency shipment of tinned coal and lawyer soul

Will do, Santa. It's probably there. I was out of town on business and haven't had a chance to check yet. Woohoo! Looking forward to it!

Originally Posted by The Professor

It's a trick, James -- we all know lawyers don't *have* souls!!!

True. If we had souls, I imagine that we'd just double bill each hour (though the hourly rate for the soul would likely be less than for the standalone soulless, heartless body).

[Sancho]

Hahaha, I just spit my coffee on that last line there. Nice James, nice...

[croatan]

Picked the package up today. Come on Christmas!

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Hopefully you've had an excellent Christmas James, turns out trying to ship a heart for you was to cost prohibitive so you'll have to suffer with merely materialistic thing. Maybe next year..

[croatan]

Sorry I haven't been able to post, Santa. I wound up leaving town on Christmas Day. I took a picture of the excellent booty but don't have my computer with me to post it. I promise I'll be a good boy and post a picture in a few days when I get back into town of all the great stuff I know I wasn't a good enough boy to deserve this year.

From memory (which has failed me in the past): 96 Dulcet, Beacon, Navy Cavendish, two tins of Celebrated Sovereign, some pipe cleaners, and a gorgeous pipe rack!