Ho Ho Ho...EvanS,

[Secret Pipe Santa]

My buddy Yukon Cornelius says your cellar is weak!! Tells me I must, as the everlasting spirit of giving(blah,blah,blah), help to "beef up" your tobacco inadequacies! Luckily this SPSanta has some 'baccy etailers in his blackberry, alongside the Viagra hawkers, and can help your scotch sodden ass!

[IHT]

Yukon Cornelius is the man.

[EvanS]

Is it just me or does Santa seem a little aggresive towards me?

Oh well, I take solace in knowing that Bumbles bounce

[Secret Pipe Santa]

you try carryin' around all this "jelly" 24/7,365, so that all the kiddies and that nagging ho' Mrs. Klaus, can live in their little safe, psychotic, fantasy land!!! Santa isn't jolly! He's fat!! and sweaty!! and that damn wool outift I wear chafes like a son of a bitch. Not to even mention the annoying little elves and their "Better working conditions" lawsuits! How was Santa supposed to know that elves have a deadly allergic reaction to lead! That's the last time I try to help them out by ordering bulk from China!! Ungrateful bastards!!!

so...um..yeah...Santas a little tense at the moment.

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Mrs. Claus finally picked up my "happy" pills from the pharmacy, so I got around to gettin' your stocking in order.
What is this tobacco? Gwyneth Hogwarts? WTF!!! If you like girly magicians, that is a WHOLE 'nother side of Santa's business that we don't normally discuss in public.
All I can say is that you are lucky that the elves enjoy reading your posts and gettin' RG points for their inelaborate answers.
Oh yeah......Merry Christmas!

[EvanS]

And Merry Christmas to you Santa!!

I'll be waiting Santa, eagerly anticipating any cheer you bring my way.

[EvanS]

Hey, I am pretty sure that Santa landed here yesterday and dropped off a package. The drunken, unreadable scrawl on the label and the cracked tiles on the roof pretty much gave it away.

But I am going to be good (cuz that's just how I am) and wait until Christmas to open 'er up...but it'll be hard to wait that long

Thank you Santa, I hope you had a good trip and didn't have to deal with galaga as you made the SoCal loop

[Secret Pipe Santa]

You should have another small package bouncing off your roof, hopefully it gets there before Christmas. The reindeer got hungry and we had to wait for them to pass it!

Seriously though, Merry Christmas...and now back to the Wrap-A-Thon!!

[EvanS]

Originally Posted by Secret Pipe Santa

You should have another small package bouncing off your roof, hopefully it gets there before Christmas. The reindeer got hungry and we had to wait for them to pass it!

Seriously though, Merry Christmas...and now back to the Wrap-A-Thon!!

Santa, Santa, Santa - I can't wait. See? I TOLD IHT, Moo, Sancho, etc that you are the best!! Now I have proof.

I wonder if this is gonna be the equivalent of Monkey Poo coffee?

The Merriest Christmas EVER to you Santa...thank you!!

3 more days....3 more days....3 more days.....

[EvanS]

Santa, I just got home a while ago and found another surprise package!!!

Thank you thank you thank you - now if I could just figure who's behind the curtain?
Maybe tomorrow I'll get a clue

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!

[EvanS]

Well it's official, MY Santa rocks socks, even though they leave NO clue as to who they are!!!

A 3-pipe zippered pouch with room for tobac, cleaners tool, etc (BEAUTY!! Perfect for my travels and wanderings)
2 oz bag o' GH Kendal Kentucky (never had this)
2 oz bag o' GH Broken Scotch Cake (LOVE it)
2 oz bag o' GH Best Brown #2 (LOVE it)
1 tin Former's Bird's Eye Flake (never had this)
1 MM MacArthur-style bent cob (gonna relax with some aros for dessert now baby - IT'S HUGE)
1 MM Country Gentleman "polished dark" bent cob (BEAUTY!!)
Pack of Longs extra fuzzy cleaner (which I needed since I have "opened" some of my pipes)

So now you see what mean - MY Santa rocks!!

Thank you Santa, and I hope you made it back home in time before Mrs Santa fell asleep (wink, wink, nudge, say no more)


I plan to get pics up tomorrow, but for now I have about 1/3 of a snoot full and am beat tired. THANKS AGAIN SANTA!!

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Clues are for crazy,teenage sleuths and their ne'er-do-well cowardly dog!!
I will say that I meant to drop a hint but my schedule has been a pain and I was not at my wittiest. SPS does appreciate some Ron White, even had a line in his signature.

[EvanS]

Alright Santa - the hunt is ON! Just cuz I'd like to thank you personally for this great gift(s). But either way, thatnk you soooo much again.

I had a bowl of the GH Kendal Kentucky - oh man, I can't believe I'd never tried this before. So smooth and nutty with a kick in the stomach Delicious!!

Here is a pic oh the haul from The Chubby One




The pipe pouch is just right, as I have since loaded it up. This is gonna really be a great traveling companion for me!!