Germain's Perique Mixture in a bent Jima.
One of, if not the ugliest pipe in the world. But they do smoke fabulously (their appearance dictates that this is not the only pipe in universal use. Just like cobs...) Sadly this one is not in velour finish. Just a muddy red brown plastic. Velour ones are even more ghastly. (I am on the lookout for one...)