Enjoying RJ's MB Black Ambrosia as I watch Miss America; don't know if I can stand much more as the pageant hasn't hit so many lows since the introduction of the bikini.
Have to watch on mute due to non-stop Techno music, which overrides the announcer. Bumper crop of hideous gowns to start, with at least half in cocktail dresses? These ladies used to learn physical comportment, but the slouching stance and gait so pervasive among females today was all too well represented; sadly, they are "role-models" of femininity so young women will not be inspired to carry themselves better. The striking exception of one who knows how to walk is Miss LA, a NOLA Saints Cheerleader. Ahh, the evening gown competition sadly brought only more of the same, with the exception of Miss AL in a stunning black mermaid with large, chandelier emerald earrings. Would have only been better if she was smoking Ennerdale in an elegant emerald studded gloss-black ladies churchwarden. Most has slits to there and beyond, but the offensive award goes to the one with skirted hotpants who would not stop pulling it ALL the way open!! Haven't seen someone so proud of a crotch since my 65yr patient with a penile implant, but then he had something to be happy about and show off.
My money's on IL or AL.