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Old 04-23-2008, 11:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm on Fire.....Literally!!
I know that this isn't a pipe story but I just had to share this with you guys. Was going to post it in the cigar forum but didn't know if everyone here checked that or not.

So I'm sitting out on my back porch with my laptop working on some stuff that's due tomorrow. I'm also happen to be smoking my first cigar since my pipe obsession took over. It was a Torano Noventa Santiago that was a gift from a buddy of mine (thanks again).

I was working furiously away when I noticed some heat in my crotchal, near "the boys" area. Well I look down and notice that my jeans are on fire!! Apparently a hot ash fell down in my lap and smoldered until it caught fire. I didn't notice it smoking because I was smoking!! I now have a hole in my jeans with a great story and "the boys" were undamaged.

I wish you guys could have seen me jumping around trying to put it out without slapping myself too hard down there.

Has this happened to anyone else?

I'm eagerly awaiting a witty comeback from EvanS.
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Old 04-23-2008, 11:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i just spit wine all over my keyboard.
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Old 04-23-2008, 11:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Has this happened to anyone else?
Not me. I always keep a cold cup of coffee handy when smoking a cigar, though.

Did you do that mini-triathalon in wimington a few weeks back? I was down there for the Coastal Living Expo at the college and there were bicycles everywhere.
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Old 04-23-2008, 11:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Did you do that mini-triathalon in wimington a few weeks back? I was down there for the Coastal Living Expo at the college and there were bicycles everywhere.
No, unfortunately I'm recovering from a stress fracture in my foot and have to cancel some of my early season races. I was working at that race though. My wife raced it and got 1st in her age group.

Not a big fan of the short, quick races anymore. They hurt too much. Give me a half Ironman or a full Ironman any day.
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Old 04-24-2008, 01:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
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All I have to say is, that would have never happened with a pipe! (at least it would be a lot harder).

Glad to here "everyone" is alright.
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Old 04-24-2008, 01:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: I'm on Fire.....Literally!!
happened to me too years ago-nodded out, dropped the cigar in my lap & in my 1/2 asleep state couldn't figure out why that area was hot-by the time i figured it out there was a hole the size of a softball in the crotch of my pants
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Old 04-24-2008, 01:40 AM   #7 (permalink)
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happened to me too years ago-nodded out, dropped the cigar in my lap & in my 1/2 asleep state couldn't figure out why that area was hot-by the time i figured it out there was a hole the size of a softball in the crotch of my pants
That is DEEP SLEEP!!

Slow Triathlete you deserved that burn. After your Vaper showdown I am trying to get my shopping cart at pipesandcigars under $200.
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I have a permanent burn mark near my bellybutton from smoking a stogie without a shirt on. Needless to say stogies and I don't get along much anymore.
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Old 04-24-2008, 06:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I hope that never happens to me. I always smoke my cigars in the nude so I would be hurtin.
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I hope that never happens to me. I always smoke my cigars in the nude so I would be hurtin.
This practice has been restricting your herf invitations, in my opinion. The crowd here is more conservative than you think.
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This practice has been restricting your herf invitations, in my opinion. The crowd here is more conservative than you think.
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Old 04-24-2008, 08:54 AM   #12 (permalink)
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This practice has been restricting your herf invitations, in my opinion. The crowd here is more conservative than you think.

Things have changed since you moved away from here.
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Old 04-24-2008, 11:25 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I hope that never happens to me. I always smoke my cigars in the nude so I would be hurtin.
I think I just threw up a little bit!!
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Old 04-24-2008, 11:49 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I hope that never happens to me. I always smoke my cigars in the nude so I would be hurtin.
whoa! TMI!!
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Funny story. I had an ash fall on my hand once, left a nice little scar.
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