CameronCouch02

[Secret Pipe Santa]

HO HO HO!

I AM YOUR SECRET PIPE SANTA. I HOPE YOU HAVE BEEN A VERY GOOD LITTLE PIPE PUFFER, OR YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE DIDDLY-SQUAT!

I SHALL POST A TRACKING NUMBER IN THE UPCOMING DAY(S), SO YE CAN TRACK MY SLEIGH ALL THE WAY TO YOUR CHIMNEY.

UNTIL YOUR PEA-SIZED BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHO I AM, I SHALL LEAVE YOU A CLUE EACH DAY.

CLUE #1. I HAVE MET CHUCK BERRY ON NUMEROUS OCCASSIONS.

[cameroncouch02]

Damn, that was fast.

I do appreciate you acknowledging the lack in brain capacity.

[Secret Pipe Santa]

CLUE #2. I WAS HIT BY A CAR IN 1ST GRADE. I WAS WALKING HOME FROM ST. ALOYSIOUS CATHOLIC SCHOOL WHEN A VW BUG SPED THROUGH A SCHOOL ZONE AS I WAS WALKING HOME WITH MY OLDER SISTER AND BROTHER. I ENDED UP WITH A SCRATCH ON MY NOSE.

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Those Lazy Elves. They Neglected To Inform Me That We Were Out Of A Specific Item That I Was To Drop Off At Your Local. I Had To Outsource This Item. You Should Still Have Your Package Before Christmas, And I Shall Provide The Tracking Info Shortly.

[cameroncouch02]

Your too kind Santa. Sorry that you got hit by a car as well.

[cameroncouch02]

got my package today, and I will have verdict of who it is in a day or so.

[Secret Pipe Santa]

HO-HO-WHAT!? YOU GOT IT ALREADY? HOW IN THE BLAZES DID THAT HAPPEN?

COULD YOU TELL US THE CONTENTS JUST TO MAKE SURE IT WAS FROM THIS SECRET PIPE SANTA AND MISTAKENLY NOT A BOMB?

Originally Posted by cameroncouch02

got my package today, and I will have verdict of who it is in a day or so.

[Secret Pipe Santa]

CLUE #3. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A LAND OF LINCOLN HERF, ALTHOUGH I WAS BORN THERE.

[cameroncouch02]

It was some dunhill tobacco, peterson, and a bag from a local B&M. If not you, then I dont know Santa.

[Secret Pipe Santa]

THEN THAT WAS A BOMB, AND NOT WHAT YOUR SECRET PIPE SANTA SENT YOU.

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL HAVE SOME INVESTIGATING. I AM MAKING IT TOUGH ON YOU BY HAVING A VENDOR SENT YOU THE BOX DIRECTLY.

Originally Posted by cameroncouch02

It was some dunhill tobacco, peterson, and a bag from a local B&M. If not you, then I dont know Santa.

[smokinmojo]

Originally Posted by cameroncouch02

It was some dunhill tobacco, peterson, and a bag from a local B&M. If not you, then I dont know Santa.

Yes that was fast! It was from me. (pipe tobacco PIF)

The loose bag is Lane-1Q (mild Aromatic)

[cameroncouch02]

Originally Posted by Secret Pipe Santa

THEN THAT WAS A BOMB, AND NOT WHAT YOUR SECRET PIPE SANTA SENT YOU.

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL HAVE SOME INVESTIGATING. I AM MAKING IT TOUGH ON YOU BY HAVING A VENDOR SENT YOU THE BOX DIRECTLY.

Thats what I am doing too.

[cameroncouch02]

Originally Posted by smokinmojo

Yes that was fast! It was from me. (pipe tobacco PIF)

The loose bag is Lane-1Q (mild Aromatic)

Im an idiot... I forgot all about the PIF thread. lol

[cameroncouch02]

Ok Santa, I am going to take a wild guess. I am guessing you are MaduroFan...am I right?

[Secret Pipe Santa]

HO-HO-NO!! I AM NOT MADUROFAN.

CLUE #4. I HAVE FACIAL HAIR OF SOME SORT (BEARD, MUSTACHE, GOATTEE, ETC).
[SIZE=1]THAT MEANS YOU HAVE PROBABLY SEEN A PHOTO OF ME SOMEWHERE ON THIS SITE.[/SIZE]