FunkyPorcini

[Secret Pipe Santa]

It's your Secret Santa. Have you been a good kid, or bad kid this year. If you havent then I'll have to take back what I got you, or maybe next year you could redeem yourself. You won't know who I am because this will be coming from a company, and not me personally. I found that you are a hard person to buy for, and for that I feel sorry for your wife. I will end my first message with a clue.

Clue #1.....I was born with just one ear. Yep, Santa had to have 3 reconstructive surgeries over the course of three years while growing up to construct him a ear. Thats why I don't hear very well. I almost didn't hear what you wanted. lol

[FunkyPorcini]

Originally Posted by Secret Pipe Santa

It's your Secret Santa. Have you been a good kid, or bad kid this year. If you havent then I'll have to take back what I got you, or maybe next year you could redeem yourself. You won't know who I am because this will be coming from a company, and not me personally. I found that you are a hard person to buy for, and for that I feel sorry for your wife. I will end my first message with a clue.

Clue #1.....I was born with just one ear. Yep, Santa had to have 3 reconstructive surgeries over the course of three years while growing up to construct him a ear. Thats why I don't hear very well. I almost didn't hear what you wanted. lol

Wife? I have a wife?...crap, man is she gunna be pissed when she finds outs. I didn't think I was so hard to buy for hmmm...one ear...hmmm. Time to send out the data collecting spiders.

I haven't really been very good. You should probably send me some ground up rocks blended with poison ivy to smoke.

[t'kay]

funky likes tea. loose leaf tea.

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Well if you had a wife she would be frustrated with it being so hard to buy for. Nah, you werent really that hard to buy for. Just some Captain Black here, and a lil Heathered Honey there and I was done. Too easy.

Originally Posted by FunkyPorcini

Wife? I have a wife?...crap, man is she gunna be pissed when she finds outs. I didn't think I was so hard to buy for hmmm...one ear...hmmm. Time to send out the data collecting spiders.

I haven't really been very good. You should probably send me some ground up rocks blended with poison ivy to smoke.

[FunkyPorcini]

Originally Posted by Secret Pipe Santa

Well if you had a wife she would be frustrated with it being so hard to buy for. Nah, you werent really that hard to buy for. Just some Captain Black here, and a lil Heathered Honey there and I was done. Too easy.

Perfect. That will go nicely in my blunts.

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Okay you joker's have you not gotten the package yet? Santa worked really hard on getting you some stuff, and you havent responded whether you have rec'd it or not. Let me know son.

[FunkyPorcini]

Originally Posted by Secret Pipe Santa

Okay you joker's have you not gotten the package yet? Santa worked really hard on getting you some stuff, and you havent responded whether you have rec'd it or not. Let me know son.

I'm out of town until the 1st so if I got it I don't know it. Sorry about that, I will defintely give some feedback once I get back.

[FunkyPorcini]

Well my camera is crappy so I'm going to have to do this one old-school. I got set up good!

• 1oz Dunhill 965
• 3 Pipe Tobacco pouch with pockets for cleaners and other accessories (Spot on gift thank you a TON)
• Zippo pipe lighter (Now I get to stop burning my fingers with matches)
• Dill's pipe cleaners (Always need more)
• Czech pipe tool (Still the best and most functional)

This was all sent from a vendor so I have no idea who was behind such a generous gift but if I had to guess I'd say, maybe...hmmm....Cameron?. Maybe I'll have to work off the process of elimination. I'm smoking the 965 tight now, which I have never had before, and really enjoying it. It's a little funky just like me. Once again, that pouch is exactly what I wanted. Thank you so much!

[cameroncouch02]

Glad you liked it man. I had another pouch in mind, but they were all out of it so you got that one. My buddy has the Zippo Lighter, and he said he seems to like it. I just hope that they didn't put the receipt in there. Your not suppose to know how much I spent.

[cameroncouch02]

What happened to pics Funky??

[FunkyPorcini]

Originally Posted by cameroncouch02

What happened to pics Funky??

See above. "Well my camera is crappy so I'm going to have to do this one old-school." My camera was a $25 special which works whenever it damn well pleases.

[t'kay]

To which Natty is eternally grateful as there are still no pictures of her being posted now