Banned to the man fort are my pipes in danger.?

[Rolando]

Advice was asked on what to do with the pipes not how to be a man. Maybe this dude likes to be bossed around or maybe he needs to cowboy up I don't know.

[bige610]

I can answer this... NO. Women change the minute you let them into the house. or put a ring on there fingure

Originally Posted by Cheeto

My girlfriend finds my pipe hobby "cute"

I wonder if she'll say the same thing when we move in together

[labsix]

Thanks for the Input.. My cousin has decided to build an insulated closet in his garage with a small AC unit and a small heater for winter.. Think of it as a walk in pipe room.. She is fine with this as long as she can still get her car into the garage.. he is happy as it keeps him busy and out of the house.. As for growing a pair he would if it didn't cost him his house and kids.. and half of his pay for the next however many years.. I remember her before they got married and she is as different now as English is to Aromatics.. not sure what happened but single guys take note of that.. As for the other guys I'm passing the advice on storage in heat and cold along..

Thanks for the help..

[atfan]

Duct tape and large igloo cooler will solve this problem....then put the pipes wherever you like....

[Vrbas]

Originally Posted by jadorm

does she park her car in your man cave? buy a flag and start claiming territory.

Good call

[piperman]

I thought marrage was a give and take, sounds like he gives and gives but she just takes.

[Vrbas]

Originally Posted by piperman

I thought marrage was a give and take, sounds like he gives and gives but she just takes.

Yeah, I strongly believe a divorce is in order We all know who your TRUE love is

[dmkerr]

Originally Posted by piperman

I thought marrage was a give and take, sounds like he gives and gives but she just takes.

Heard a long time ago at a tobacco shop....

Customer: I used to love pipes but then I got married and I can't smoke in my house anymore.

Tobacconist: Then is it really YOUR house?

I made a note of that.

[piperman]

Originally Posted by dmkerr

Heard a long time ago at a tobacco shop....

Customer: I used to love pipes but then I got married and I can't smoke in my house anymore.

Tobacconist: Then is it really YOUR house?

I made a note of that.

I wonder if she burns fruity candels, I would have to put a stop to that.

[dmkerr]

Originally Posted by piperman

I wonder if she burns fruity candels, I would have to put a stop to that.

My ex did. She often left them burning when she left the house and I was already at work, then got pissy when I explained the hazards. She also used to bitch about my pipes, among other things. She's not my ex for nothing!

[DubintheDam]

I don't smoke in the house, but if my wife told me where to put my pipes....that would be a good hour screaming match...for sure....seriously though, I'd spent about $500 doing up the garage with a nice cabinette, some comfortable armchairs, TV, and an air con system.

[bpcr]

All i can say to your friend is ... balls .. walmart ... 99 cents ... GET A PAIR !!!

[Quick_nick]

Marriage is a give and take relationship. You give; she takes.

[Gig]

I have my pipes and tobacco in the garage and only smoke outside as well. I don't want to stink my house with some of the english and balkan blends I smoke and i certainly don't want to share my second hand smoke with my children. Plus I have some peace and quiet out there and smoke with my faithful buddies, my 2 dogs always at my side.

[gillywalker]

Gentlemen, a famous bus driver once said to his wife, "Let's get one thing straight right now, right here and now: a man's home is just like his ship. And I am the captain of this ship, that's what I am, you understand. You're nothing but a lowly, third-class seaman. That's all you are. Your duties are to get the mess, swab the deck and see that the captain feels good. That's all you have to do. Remember, I'm the captain and you're just a third-class seaman."

If I ever move in with my girlfriend these will be the rules in my Castle.