Banned to the man fort are my pipes in danger.?

[Gig]

Originally Posted by gillywalker

Gentlemen, a famous bus driver once said to his wife, "Let's get one thing straight right now, right here and now: a man's home is just like his ship. And I am the captain of this ship, that's what I am, you understand. You're nothing but a lowly, third-class seaman. That's all you are. Your duties are to get the mess, swab the deck and see that the captain feels good. That's all you have to do. Remember, I'm the captain and you're just a third-class seaman."

If I ever move in with my girlfriend these will be the rules in my Castle.

Love to be there when you tell her this and see the reaction and yours when she tells you where to go, priceless